Caustic Tea
@caustictea.bsky.social
Writer/Illustrator | tabasco stan | Lover of fantasy nonsense | 18+ On Occasion 🔞|
Okay but like….
Who does Jabber’s retwist??
Who does Jabber’s retwist??
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Okay but like….
Who does Jabber’s retwist??
Who does Jabber’s retwist??
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wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...
Bringing Sexy Back
Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.
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July 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...
Watching Parks and Rec in 2025 feels like falling through a wormhole
July 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching Parks and Rec in 2025 feels like falling through a wormhole
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You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with
July 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with
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A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
July 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
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It’s Monday…and it’s time to feast your eyes on Laurent from South of Midnight. ❤️✨
You should go play the game by the way 🫵🏽
You should go play the game by the way 🫵🏽
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s Monday…and it’s time to feast your eyes on Laurent from South of Midnight. ❤️✨
You should go play the game by the way 🫵🏽
You should go play the game by the way 🫵🏽
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Counterpoint to the headline: human beings are not designed to be arguing this much all the time with this many people all the time, and it is actively harmful for us
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Counterpoint to the headline: human beings are not designed to be arguing this much all the time with this many people all the time, and it is actively harmful for us
Joy is found in a pile of tater tots
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Joy is found in a pile of tater tots
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Third work from the Rooster series!
Domestic Rooster Acrylic on paper, 6.5x 6.5 inches, Unframed, Available!
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#art #nature #birds #illustration #sciart #indianwildlifeartist #scientificillustration #birdart #acrylic #traditionalart #Rooster
Domestic Rooster Acrylic on paper, 6.5x 6.5 inches, Unframed, Available!
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#art #nature #birds #illustration #sciart #indianwildlifeartist #scientificillustration #birdart #acrylic #traditionalart #Rooster
July 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Third work from the Rooster series!
Domestic Rooster Acrylic on paper, 6.5x 6.5 inches, Unframed, Available!
1/2
Please check ALT for details.
#art #nature #birds #illustration #sciart #indianwildlifeartist #scientificillustration #birdart #acrylic #traditionalart #Rooster
Domestic Rooster Acrylic on paper, 6.5x 6.5 inches, Unframed, Available!
1/2
Please check ALT for details.
#art #nature #birds #illustration #sciart #indianwildlifeartist #scientificillustration #birdart #acrylic #traditionalart #Rooster
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May 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Kobuta to Ookami Iberico Katsu nabe 30 sec speed paint time-lapse.0
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Kobuta to Ookami Iberico Katsu nabe 30 sec speed paint time-lapse.0
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Only flipping 1 blizzard?! We used to be a proper country
June 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Only flipping 1 blizzard?! We used to be a proper country
Why even turn the air on, at that point?
A follow up to the energy conservation thermostat skeet, I made yesterday.
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They are outta they minds, y'all. No sir.
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They are outta they minds, y'all. No sir.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why even turn the air on, at that point?
This window-shaker is Fighting For Its Life
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This window-shaker is Fighting For Its Life
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"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
Me and the dog sitting under the A/C like “I guess outside is closed this week”
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me and the dog sitting under the A/C like “I guess outside is closed this week”
GotDAMN
Pedro Pascal photographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Vanity Fair
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
GotDAMN
June 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Idk, i just feel like there’s room in a book for both bloodspatter + creampies
September 28, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Idk, i just feel like there’s room in a book for both bloodspatter + creampies
This might be my new favorite thing
June 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This might be my new favorite thing
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