Caustic Autistic
@causticautistic.bsky.social
Poster of opinions.
Disliker of a great many things.
Haver of issues—including, but not limited to:
#autism #adhd #audhd #cptsd #pda #rsd
Screamer into voids.
Liver in occupied Chicago.
Writer of bios.
Disliker of a great many things.
Haver of issues—including, but not limited to:
#autism #adhd #audhd #cptsd #pda #rsd
Screamer into voids.
Liver in occupied Chicago.
Writer of bios.
Pinned
If you're bound and determined to eat a dead turkey for your holiday meal, at least but it from a local independent farm.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you're bound and determined to eat a dead turkey for your holiday meal, at least but it from a local independent farm.
OK, I'm not crazy. I was seeing this "If the president doesn't want to be called a Russian asset* perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset" post a lot.
(*which I, of course, mentally turn to "ass-hat")
(*which I, of course, mentally turn to "ass-hat")
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
OK, I'm not crazy. I was seeing this "If the president doesn't want to be called a Russian asset* perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset" post a lot.
(*which I, of course, mentally turn to "ass-hat")
(*which I, of course, mentally turn to "ass-hat")
Remember when Hilary called them "a basket of deplorables" and everyone clutched their pearls nice and tight then made a big production about how ACKSHUALLY they're good, fine people...
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember when Hilary called them "a basket of deplorables" and everyone clutched their pearls nice and tight then made a big production about how ACKSHUALLY they're good, fine people...
Reposted by Caustic Autistic
You'd think that Blueskyism would encourage a plant-based diet, but all the "YAY TURKEY DAY" posts say otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You'd think that Blueskyism would encourage a plant-based diet, but all the "YAY TURKEY DAY" posts say otherwise.
"Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.
If you're wondering why more big "creator" accounts haven't left the old bird site...
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you're wondering why more big "creator" accounts haven't left the old bird site...
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Block Club highlighted 100+ shops across Chicago where you can get a perfect gift for everyone on your list — while supporting small businesses. Check out our neighborhood gift guides:
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🎁CHICAGO'S ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SHOPPING LOCAL🎁
Block Club highlighted 100+ shops across Chicago where you can get a perfect gift for everyone on your list — while supporting small businesses. Check out our neighborhood gift guides:
blockclubchi.co/4r3hEnd
Block Club highlighted 100+ shops across Chicago where you can get a perfect gift for everyone on your list — while supporting small businesses. Check out our neighborhood gift guides:
blockclubchi.co/4r3hEnd
Republicans' health care plan.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Republicans' health care plan.
"I'm boycotting Black Friday! I'm not going to do my shopping until the week after. Take that, corporations!"
Maybe just don't buy a bunch of stupid unnecessary shit from them, period...
Have an Imagination Christmas.
Maybe just don't buy a bunch of stupid unnecessary shit from them, period...
Have an Imagination Christmas.
a cartoon character is standing next to another cartoon character in a hallway .
Alt: Rod and Todd Flanders play with their imaginary pogo stick and hula hoop as they get excited for Imagination Christmas.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"I'm boycotting Black Friday! I'm not going to do my shopping until the week after. Take that, corporations!"
Maybe just don't buy a bunch of stupid unnecessary shit from them, period...
Have an Imagination Christmas.
Maybe just don't buy a bunch of stupid unnecessary shit from them, period...
Have an Imagination Christmas.
Ooo... looking forward to all the hard-hitting investigative journalism tomorrow about aaallllll of the Day Before Thanksgiving airport chaos and interviews with those poor, bedraggled travelers just trying to get across the country for their family gathering: "It’s so busy! This sucks! 😡"
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ooo... looking forward to all the hard-hitting investigative journalism tomorrow about aaallllll of the Day Before Thanksgiving airport chaos and interviews with those poor, bedraggled travelers just trying to get across the country for their family gathering: "It’s so busy! This sucks! 😡"
McDonald's will make you fat.
They serve Big Macs.
They serve Quarter Pounders.
They will put pounds on you.
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst.
They are worse than Burger King.
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat.
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.
#WWWWD #IYKYK
youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
They serve Big Macs.
They serve Quarter Pounders.
They will put pounds on you.
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst.
They are worse than Burger King.
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat.
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.
#WWWWD #IYKYK
youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
"Rock & Roll McDonald's"
YouTube video by Shorty Longstrokin
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
McDonald's will make you fat.
They serve Big Macs.
They serve Quarter Pounders.
They will put pounds on you.
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst.
They are worse than Burger King.
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat.
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.
#WWWWD #IYKYK
youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
They serve Big Macs.
They serve Quarter Pounders.
They will put pounds on you.
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst.
They are worse than Burger King.
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat.
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.
#WWWWD #IYKYK
youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
Yep. The Lord hath spoken.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Thou shalt not shame people for not being dressed up and super nice on commercial flights when you use tax dollars to buy private jets for yourselves.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yep. The Lord hath spoken.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Oh good. So the official Blueskyist position is now to be indignant at anyone suggesting there's any such thing as "too casual" for air travel?
Finally, all those "things were better when people dressed up" can stick it up their fashionable asses.
Finally, all those "things were better when people dressed up" can stick it up their fashionable asses.
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh good. So the official Blueskyist position is now to be indignant at anyone suggesting there's any such thing as "too casual" for air travel?
Finally, all those "things were better when people dressed up" can stick it up their fashionable asses.
Finally, all those "things were better when people dressed up" can stick it up their fashionable asses.
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I don't know who needs to see this, but sensory sensitivities due to brain wiring differences are disabling.
What I mean by this is that some people have brain wiring that creates sensory integration issues... which causes the brain to over respond to sensory inputs.
What I mean by this is that some people have brain wiring that creates sensory integration issues... which causes the brain to over respond to sensory inputs.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I don't know who needs to see this, but sensory sensitivities due to brain wiring differences are disabling.
What I mean by this is that some people have brain wiring that creates sensory integration issues... which causes the brain to over respond to sensory inputs.
What I mean by this is that some people have brain wiring that creates sensory integration issues... which causes the brain to over respond to sensory inputs.
I very rarely step into big corporate stores, but occasionally will kill some time wandering around one.
Was just in a Burlington, and my god is everything just fucking garbage. It all looks and feels so cheap, even the "designer" brands that seem to have exclusive discount store lines.
Was just in a Burlington, and my god is everything just fucking garbage. It all looks and feels so cheap, even the "designer" brands that seem to have exclusive discount store lines.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I very rarely step into big corporate stores, but occasionally will kill some time wandering around one.
Was just in a Burlington, and my god is everything just fucking garbage. It all looks and feels so cheap, even the "designer" brands that seem to have exclusive discount store lines.
Was just in a Burlington, and my god is everything just fucking garbage. It all looks and feels so cheap, even the "designer" brands that seem to have exclusive discount store lines.
One big reason customer service sucks nowadays is, not surprisingly, these delightful little pocket supercomputers everyone carries to stay connected 24/7.
Once upon a time if you were at work, you were at work. Yeah, you could slack off, but no one was busy consuming/creating content on the clock.
Once upon a time if you were at work, you were at work. Yeah, you could slack off, but no one was busy consuming/creating content on the clock.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One big reason customer service sucks nowadays is, not surprisingly, these delightful little pocket supercomputers everyone carries to stay connected 24/7.
Once upon a time if you were at work, you were at work. Yeah, you could slack off, but no one was busy consuming/creating content on the clock.
Once upon a time if you were at work, you were at work. Yeah, you could slack off, but no one was busy consuming/creating content on the clock.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I do appreciate when sellers on eBay reach out to offer a discount on their item you've viewed/watched.
However, 3-5% off is not going to entice me. Seriously? Come on.
However, 3-5% off is not going to entice me. Seriously? Come on.
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I do appreciate when sellers on eBay reach out to offer a discount on their item you've viewed/watched.
However, 3-5% off is not going to entice me. Seriously? Come on.
However, 3-5% off is not going to entice me. Seriously? Come on.
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one of RFK Jr.'s main beefs seem to be that people involved with medicine sometimes materially benefit from their findings, but when his friends sell things like mercury eye drops or chakra-blasting lead pills, they are simply asked to get off the Walmart PA system
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
one of RFK Jr.'s main beefs seem to be that people involved with medicine sometimes materially benefit from their findings, but when his friends sell things like mercury eye drops or chakra-blasting lead pills, they are simply asked to get off the Walmart PA system
Forget "while baristas are on strike," just don't patronize Starbucks.
Preferably not any corporate coffee chain.
Support your local independent shops!
Preferably not any corporate coffee chain.
Support your local independent shops!
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Forget "while baristas are on strike," just don't patronize Starbucks.
Preferably not any corporate coffee chain.
Support your local independent shops!
Preferably not any corporate coffee chain.
Support your local independent shops!
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HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
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Please remember: When we remind people that “there is NO evidence linking vaccines to autism” without adding “and fear of autism hurts autistics,” then we’re actually contributing to negative stereotypes about autism & autistic people. At TPGA:
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/bust... #VaccinesWork
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/bust... #VaccinesWork
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Please remember: When we remind people that “there is NO evidence linking vaccines to autism” without adding “and fear of autism hurts autistics,” then we’re actually contributing to negative stereotypes about autism & autistic people. At TPGA:
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/bust... #VaccinesWork
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/bust... #VaccinesWork
How else can people keep tabs on all the bullshit to post screenshots here on Bluesky and get all that engagement with fellow Blueskyians about how awful Xitter is?
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How else can people keep tabs on all the bullshit to post screenshots here on Bluesky and get all that engagement with fellow Blueskyians about how awful Xitter is?
Oh, FFS.
I just saw someone being super Blueskyish over how ACKSHUALLY "Christmas is not some secret pagan holiday."
Except that it, like many of our modern holidays, is full of pagan traditions.
historycooperative.org/pagan-origin...
I just saw someone being super Blueskyish over how ACKSHUALLY "Christmas is not some secret pagan holiday."
Except that it, like many of our modern holidays, is full of pagan traditions.
historycooperative.org/pagan-origin...
The Pagan Origins of Christmas: Saturnalia, Yule, and Other Pre-Christian Traditions
The origins of Christmas can be traced back to the ancient Roman and Norse civilizations. In fact, 25th December was not even Jesus’ date of birth. The early Christians appropriated what was originall...
historycooperative.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh, FFS.
I just saw someone being super Blueskyish over how ACKSHUALLY "Christmas is not some secret pagan holiday."
Except that it, like many of our modern holidays, is full of pagan traditions.
historycooperative.org/pagan-origin...
I just saw someone being super Blueskyish over how ACKSHUALLY "Christmas is not some secret pagan holiday."
Except that it, like many of our modern holidays, is full of pagan traditions.
historycooperative.org/pagan-origin...