ashley!!!
@catshley.bsky.social
real life kitty cat. lives in philly. 25.
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Slay the Spire - SLAY The Spire, we love the game don't we folks, the little cards, people are always saying to me "sir I can't play The Defect! It's too hard, I couldn't beat the heart," yet I've beaten the heart many times, some are saying the most it's ever been done
November 24, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Slay the Spire - SLAY The Spire, we love the game don't we folks, the little cards, people are always saying to me "sir I can't play The Defect! It's too hard, I couldn't beat the heart," yet I've beaten the heart many times, some are saying the most it's ever been done
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It feels really bad that Joe Biden can do the worst thing ever and keep helping Israel turn the big dial labeled "Genocide" and the worst thing I can do to him is not vote and actually that's a bridge too far for lots of people
November 10, 2023 at 1:33 AM
It feels really bad that Joe Biden can do the worst thing ever and keep helping Israel turn the big dial labeled "Genocide" and the worst thing I can do to him is not vote and actually that's a bridge too far for lots of people
I am the Lowtax. I speak for the divorcees.
October 20, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I am the Lowtax. I speak for the divorcees.
vibe is such a useful word. it can mean an atmosphere. an impression. an emotion. a nonverbal signal. a gut feeling. i think the zoomers knocked it out of the park with this one.
October 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM
vibe is such a useful word. it can mean an atmosphere. an impression. an emotion. a nonverbal signal. a gut feeling. i think the zoomers knocked it out of the park with this one.
me, my friend, and my friend's brother found out the local corner store sold whippets, and we patronized them enough that they're starting to stock even the larger canisters of nitrous now. don't let anyone tell you you can't make a change in the world.
September 27, 2023 at 4:48 AM
me, my friend, and my friend's brother found out the local corner store sold whippets, and we patronized them enough that they're starting to stock even the larger canisters of nitrous now. don't let anyone tell you you can't make a change in the world.
new art new art new art new arrttttt (by @fakegamercomics on twtr)
September 27, 2023 at 4:41 AM
new art new art new art new arrttttt (by @fakegamercomics on twtr)
social interaction is about the three humors: alcohol, weed, and nicotine. alcohol makes you more social and less sober. nicotine makes you more sober and less chill. weed makes you more chill and less social. with these powers combined, you can have a single normal social interaction
September 24, 2023 at 9:34 PM
social interaction is about the three humors: alcohol, weed, and nicotine. alcohol makes you more social and less sober. nicotine makes you more sober and less chill. weed makes you more chill and less social. with these powers combined, you can have a single normal social interaction
dating app but it's the youtube algorithm matching you up based on your tastes in content
September 23, 2023 at 12:26 AM
dating app but it's the youtube algorithm matching you up based on your tastes in content
what's cooler than being cool? hypothermia
September 23, 2023 at 12:26 AM
what's cooler than being cool? hypothermia
I smoke weed
So I don't work harder
So I can earn less
So I can smoke more weed
So I don't work harder
So I can earn less
So I can smoke more weed
September 22, 2023 at 8:25 PM
I smoke weed
So I don't work harder
So I can earn less
So I can smoke more weed
So I don't work harder
So I can earn less
So I can smoke more weed
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A really funny bit when people are doing coke is to say "you know that's not good for you right"
September 21, 2023 at 9:43 PM
A really funny bit when people are doing coke is to say "you know that's not good for you right"
there's a reason ramshackle glory is a lot more hopeful than johnny hobo (moving out of rural new england)
September 20, 2023 at 11:36 PM
there's a reason ramshackle glory is a lot more hopeful than johnny hobo (moving out of rural new england)
i think green day should get props for replicating the perfect "Built-in Distortion Guitar MIDI Instrument Sample" guitar tone in Basket Case
September 5, 2023 at 1:10 PM
i think green day should get props for replicating the perfect "Built-in Distortion Guitar MIDI Instrument Sample" guitar tone in Basket Case
people always talking about Half Life 2 Episode 2, Team Fortress 2, Portal, but nobody talks about Peggle Extreme
September 4, 2023 at 8:47 AM
people always talking about Half Life 2 Episode 2, Team Fortress 2, Portal, but nobody talks about Peggle Extreme
grindr socrates out here with the deep questions
September 4, 2023 at 7:06 AM
grindr socrates out here with the deep questions
the pawtucket red sox ruled as a name. the paw sox.
September 4, 2023 at 2:23 AM
the pawtucket red sox ruled as a name. the paw sox.
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me wanting to flirt with someone online:
write reply, delete reply
write reply, delete reply
close phone
open phone
write reply, delete reply
turn off phone
climb into hole and hide forever
write reply, delete reply
write reply, delete reply
close phone
open phone
write reply, delete reply
turn off phone
climb into hole and hide forever
September 4, 2023 at 12:23 AM
me wanting to flirt with someone online:
write reply, delete reply
write reply, delete reply
close phone
open phone
write reply, delete reply
turn off phone
climb into hole and hide forever
write reply, delete reply
write reply, delete reply
close phone
open phone
write reply, delete reply
turn off phone
climb into hole and hide forever
have any of the people responding to "drop a picture of you that could be an album cover" ever seen an album cover
September 2, 2023 at 11:56 PM
have any of the people responding to "drop a picture of you that could be an album cover" ever seen an album cover
remember when smash mouth covered car seat headrest and it ruled
September 2, 2023 at 3:35 AM
remember when smash mouth covered car seat headrest and it ruled
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boys will say “i know a spot”
September 2, 2023 at 2:30 AM
boys will say “i know a spot”
well if i found god anywhere it would be by the tracks,
snapping pics of locomotives as they barrel past
and when i find god there you know we'll sit and roll some top
cause i wanna hear from The Man himself the train facts that he's got
snapping pics of locomotives as they barrel past
and when i find god there you know we'll sit and roll some top
cause i wanna hear from The Man himself the train facts that he's got
September 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
well if i found god anywhere it would be by the tracks,
snapping pics of locomotives as they barrel past
and when i find god there you know we'll sit and roll some top
cause i wanna hear from The Man himself the train facts that he's got
snapping pics of locomotives as they barrel past
and when i find god there you know we'll sit and roll some top
cause i wanna hear from The Man himself the train facts that he's got
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
on a call with the bank and they're demanding to know why i'm getting paychecks under the name ashley but the account says <deadname>. uh oh.
September 1, 2023 at 7:17 PM
on a call with the bank and they're demanding to know why i'm getting paychecks under the name ashley but the account says <deadname>. uh oh.