Cate Owen
@cateowen.bsky.social
Unhinged goblin mode activated.
The difference a year makes.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The difference a year makes.
currently at the trial of Tammy Davis
July 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
currently at the trial of Tammy Davis
Tomorrow night, which Auckland bars are playing the ABs game? Parents are asking and I don't know sportsball
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tomorrow night, which Auckland bars are playing the ABs game? Parents are asking and I don't know sportsball
I asked Chat GPT to write me an unhinged poem and this is what it wrote. That second verse sent me.
June 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I asked Chat GPT to write me an unhinged poem and this is what it wrote. That second verse sent me.
If being a goth rollerblading sausage goblin is your vibe, get out there and be the best goth rollerblading sausage goblin that ever lived, thus sayeth the Lord.
May 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If being a goth rollerblading sausage goblin is your vibe, get out there and be the best goth rollerblading sausage goblin that ever lived, thus sayeth the Lord.
We exist in the same liminal space as someone like Pedro Pascal. Be an adorable hot mess. If he can, you can.
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
We exist in the same liminal space as someone like Pedro Pascal. Be an adorable hot mess. If he can, you can.
Girls and boys and theys and unsures, keep killing it. You matter, even if no one has told you that today, if ever. I hold space for you, you have got this, even if you don't feel it or believe it. Do something new tomorrow, pursue curiosity, look for the healing place, crawl there if you have to.
May 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Girls and boys and theys and unsures, keep killing it. You matter, even if no one has told you that today, if ever. I hold space for you, you have got this, even if you don't feel it or believe it. Do something new tomorrow, pursue curiosity, look for the healing place, crawl there if you have to.
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Had two over the years, lost to flatting. I’ve since learned never to get that close to a spoon again
May 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Had two over the years, lost to flatting. I’ve since learned never to get that close to a spoon again
I also have a spoon I hate but would never throw away.
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I also have a spoon I hate but would never throw away.
Does anyone else have a favourite spoon?
May 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Does anyone else have a favourite spoon?
I'm not even drunk or doing a political stabbing and I'm posting on Bluesky. Who is she?
May 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm not even drunk or doing a political stabbing and I'm posting on Bluesky. Who is she?
My red flag is that every time I'm at a mall that's playing K'Lee's music I literally record it and sent to it her, and now I'm telling all of you so you know I'm cool because I personally know New Zealand's 90s teen idol pop star. There's no point to this zoot or blottle or whatever we call these.
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My red flag is that every time I'm at a mall that's playing K'Lee's music I literally record it and sent to it her, and now I'm telling all of you so you know I'm cool because I personally know New Zealand's 90s teen idol pop star. There's no point to this zoot or blottle or whatever we call these.
I regret to inform you I did not win lotto this weekend.
May 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I regret to inform you I did not win lotto this weekend.
Holy. Hell.
I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Holy. Hell.
I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
I'm told this involves asbestos and lithium iron batteries, so that's nice.
April 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm told this involves asbestos and lithium iron batteries, so that's nice.
I'm writing a novel and one of my friends asked to be written into it. Best decision ever, it's like a cheat code.
April 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm writing a novel and one of my friends asked to be written into it. Best decision ever, it's like a cheat code.
If you actually wanted to protect women you'd be spending zero energy trying to define us and one thousand energy trying to eradicate intimate partner violence. #nzpol
April 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If you actually wanted to protect women you'd be spending zero energy trying to define us and one thousand energy trying to eradicate intimate partner violence. #nzpol
Good morning from the 09
March 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good morning from the 09
I just saw Six the musical as part of the Auckland Arts Fest and it was SO GOOD
March 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I just saw Six the musical as part of the Auckland Arts Fest and it was SO GOOD
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🚨ONLY 9 HOURS LEFT for submission public consultaton on a proposed rewrite of Arms Act !🚨
If you haven’t submitted yet, I urge you in my personal capacity to do so now. This is an initial consultation—let’s stop it in its tracks before we waste more money and risk more lives. 🧵(1/6)
If you haven’t submitted yet, I urge you in my personal capacity to do so now. This is an initial consultation—let’s stop it in its tracks before we waste more money and risk more lives. 🧵(1/6)
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
🚨ONLY 9 HOURS LEFT for submission public consultaton on a proposed rewrite of Arms Act !🚨
If you haven’t submitted yet, I urge you in my personal capacity to do so now. This is an initial consultation—let’s stop it in its tracks before we waste more money and risk more lives. 🧵(1/6)
If you haven’t submitted yet, I urge you in my personal capacity to do so now. This is an initial consultation—let’s stop it in its tracks before we waste more money and risk more lives. 🧵(1/6)
In Paeroa... who knew it has so many anti-vax signs up?! They still have anti-Jacinda signs up at cash registers.
I went to buy a coffee, saw a "we do not discriminate based on vaccine status" and I loudly said to my companion "ew, they're anti-vax, I'm not eating here" and we left. Gross.
I went to buy a coffee, saw a "we do not discriminate based on vaccine status" and I loudly said to my companion "ew, they're anti-vax, I'm not eating here" and we left. Gross.
February 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In Paeroa... who knew it has so many anti-vax signs up?! They still have anti-Jacinda signs up at cash registers.
I went to buy a coffee, saw a "we do not discriminate based on vaccine status" and I loudly said to my companion "ew, they're anti-vax, I'm not eating here" and we left. Gross.
I went to buy a coffee, saw a "we do not discriminate based on vaccine status" and I loudly said to my companion "ew, they're anti-vax, I'm not eating here" and we left. Gross.
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You gotta do this one!
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
You gotta do this one!
I just got an email saying my power bill is going up by about 15% so that's nice.
February 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I just got an email saying my power bill is going up by about 15% so that's nice.