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20s + he / him + lovingly taken + drawer ( and hopefully writer ) of gay anime guys. currently into splatoon to an embarrassing degree. if you have ramen in ur cupboard its gone now. minors dni!!
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Bay leaf is fascinating. It does nothing
March 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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like half the games on Beast Games are just this
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Why Costco’s hot dogs are still $1.50 on today’s Prof G Markets: open.spotify.com/episode/2FMS...
March 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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My glucose alarm went off in church… one of the children yelled

“YOUR SUGAR”
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"can we get rid of st patricks day" can we get rid of the idea cultural holidays are insignificant just cause your specific culture treats them like they are. maybe then you'll sound less like a xenophobe
sidenote; a little disconcerted by how many ppl in my feed talk like st patrick's day is as unauthentic and stereotypical as the US treats it as. like...you know Ireland is real, right. our culture and national holidays aren't defined by however people who aren't us bastardize it. RIGHT?
March 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
sidenote; a little disconcerted by how many ppl in my feed talk like st patrick's day is as unauthentic and stereotypical as the US treats it as. like...you know Ireland is real, right. our culture and national holidays aren't defined by however people who aren't us bastardize it. RIGHT?
March 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
happy st patrick's day from ur friendly neighbourhood irishcat!! have this splatoon 3 luckyfest idea from last year I may redraw when life lets me #splatoon3 #stpatricksday
March 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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start to the st patricks day weekend, with some guinness beef stew
March 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My favourite genre of sports commentary is "He's looking disappointed with that" as we see a close up of the player screaming "FUUUUCKK!"
March 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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BABYMETAL ft. Electric Callboy - "RATATATA" (2024)

(I'm always a little wary of calling something karaoke when I don't see the screen but I feel that this is unambiguously a karaoke room)
March 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I had a sandwich and it made me want more sandwich, which is the opposite of what a sandwich is supposed to do
March 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I do wish there were downvotes because there are a lot of people replying to high-traffic posts that think they have made a very insightful or witty remark and you don't really want to argue with them or have a dialogue but you don't want them going away thinking they've done a good job either
March 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Welp, sold out in 30min
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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My cabbages
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Fuck you.
March 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Advice from my son: “kings hold very big long sticks”. I think he is poisoned by sword law
March 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I did not know that the cosmetics company L'Oreal has a notorious Nazi past
March 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
wearing outfits [ last game played: dress to impress on roblox ]
Confess your crimes to me
March 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM