@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social Halloween decorations are so festive this time of year. I’m also feeling uplifted by them.

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

I don’t need friends. Just a few Pitbull albums.

Starting to feel like I might want to open a store that sells like serial killer merchandise. Stuff with their pictures on it and like humorous quotes. Not that there isn’t already one in town I just started to understand the reason why someone would want to do it. 😭

Overdoing it on the internet today. Meant to finish reading this depressing book.

I am using high velocity precision chops to bust your chops

Get it straight, assholes- the Bride of Frankenstein is properly named Doctor Frankenstein's Monster Bride of Doctor Frankenstein's Monster. Memorize that. Show some respect

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