We were lucky, our kids had readers for teachers...but yeah. The average is kind of shocking.

I missed this until just now, but the Squad and I sent up our awooos to the sky 💚 Sending love, too.

People are so deeply, incredibly weird.

Anyway, wishing you every happiness 💚

What a gorgeous shot!! 😍

We've gone too far, for sure.

It is an annual tradition! 😹 Someday they'll move out... and I'll have to buy 3.

And they're betting on *Little League* now 😭

Hahaha...read this to my college students, and their first response was, 'we're getting one, right?!' 💚

our crossing guards do mission impossible and I am so thankful for all of them, but JFC the fact that we need "Guards" to simply ensure drivers don't run over school children?
This is what is so twisted about our auto obsessed culture that we don't even see how we've completely normalized this.

Absolutely. People keep saying, 'but what if BILL CLINTON?' & I'm like 'they can all get in the sea! All of them!'

SO much. Like, new depths are being plumbed for suckage here.

Like. Did ol' Timmy Boy not have any say in this?! Where is his culpability? 🤔

Yup, that's what I'm hearing, sooo...

The only time they have ever notified me about expiring stars is during labor actions.

So interesting.

Almost like they are corporate vampires.

(We earn them on road trips, but that's stopping too as Sbux doesn't have anything that's celiac safe)

Ours trade off

That's the Fiasco Stamp of Approval 😹

May he never have a date again.

😹

But the most important thing we learn in TK/pre-k is how to get along. How to sit quietly. How to take turns, share, raise hands, be nice.

All that stuff on the second page is also critical for academic success!