Cat Alvarado
@catalvarado.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Data Scientist @recordingacad
What’s wild about the deportation targets and funding ICE with those billions is that it would cost less to let them stay. I never want to hear that the GOP cares about fiscal responsibility ever again.
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What’s wild about the deportation targets and funding ICE with those billions is that it would cost less to let them stay. I never want to hear that the GOP cares about fiscal responsibility ever again.
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Unconstitutional.
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Unconstitutional.
One of the most heartbreaking things about gutting social safety nets is that finances become an even more critical part of the dating decision. If I marry someone broke, will we die of abject poverty in our old age? Marrying for love becomes a luxury for the privileged.
July 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One of the most heartbreaking things about gutting social safety nets is that finances become an even more critical part of the dating decision. If I marry someone broke, will we die of abject poverty in our old age? Marrying for love becomes a luxury for the privileged.
FEMA won’t be going door to door to assist disaster victims. However, ICE and the National Guard will be intimidating kids at summer camp at local parks.
July 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
FEMA won’t be going door to door to assist disaster victims. However, ICE and the National Guard will be intimidating kids at summer camp at local parks.
They are taking food and healthcare away from Americans to pay for deporting immigrants. It’s a hate fetish.
July 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
They are taking food and healthcare away from Americans to pay for deporting immigrants. It’s a hate fetish.
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Wait, RFK Jr admits he didn’t fact check? SHOCKED.
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Wait, RFK Jr admits he didn’t fact check? SHOCKED.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
Travelling for stand up, I’ve learned that many parts of America look like developing nations. I know this because I’ve been to both.
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Travelling for stand up, I’ve learned that many parts of America look like developing nations. I know this because I’ve been to both.
The ice raid crisis is the product of hate, not logic or reason or facts. They have the perception that every single undocumented person is a murderer who warrants no decency or common humanity.
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The ice raid crisis is the product of hate, not logic or reason or facts. They have the perception that every single undocumented person is a murderer who warrants no decency or common humanity.
Setting the Waymo’s on fire cracks me up because it’s such a balance of the urge to destroy property, weighted against the desire not to hurt ordinary citizens. I appreciate the restraint.
June 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Setting the Waymo’s on fire cracks me up because it’s such a balance of the urge to destroy property, weighted against the desire not to hurt ordinary citizens. I appreciate the restraint.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
ICE is staying at the AC Hotel in Pasadena. DO NOT buy industrial speakers and blast Pink Pony Club on repeat at them for the next 48 hours.
June 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ICE is staying at the AC Hotel in Pasadena. DO NOT buy industrial speakers and blast Pink Pony Club on repeat at them for the next 48 hours.
People of LA are not rioting. We are taking a peaceful tour of our city. Insurrection? No. Staycation.
June 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
People of LA are not rioting. We are taking a peaceful tour of our city. Insurrection? No. Staycation.
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Unbelievably horrified by this attack in Boulder. We don’t know the full story of the attacker, but no matter what it is, let me be clear: Senseless, antisemitic attacks do not help Palestinians, Jews, or Israelis.
Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.
Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.
June 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Unbelievably horrified by this attack in Boulder. We don’t know the full story of the attacker, but no matter what it is, let me be clear: Senseless, antisemitic attacks do not help Palestinians, Jews, or Israelis.
Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.
Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.
Banning corn hub won’t stop men from j**king off. I know men who have j**ked it to a hole in a tree, the Bible, and two cantaloupes in a bikini.
May 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Banning corn hub won’t stop men from j**king off. I know men who have j**ked it to a hole in a tree, the Bible, and two cantaloupes in a bikini.
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Jordan Peterson says women only want the top 1% of men, but his wife is living proof women will date a greasy Kermit the frog impersonator in a plaid suit.
May 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Jordan Peterson says women only want the top 1% of men, but his wife is living proof women will date a greasy Kermit the frog impersonator in a plaid suit.
The sad thing about redpill men is that you can’t be ugly AND have a terrible personality. Like you can make a good life if you’re ugly, just be a fun cool person and get good at stuff like humor or music. But to be ugly and mean? May God have mercy on your lonely soul…
May 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The sad thing about redpill men is that you can’t be ugly AND have a terrible personality. Like you can make a good life if you’re ugly, just be a fun cool person and get good at stuff like humor or music. But to be ugly and mean? May God have mercy on your lonely soul…
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Too shitty for Piers Morgan is very shitty indeed.
Piers Morgan is a POS but man is this interview wild - based on the way her tone changes I don't think she realized the implications of what she said until after she said it.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
May 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Too shitty for Piers Morgan is very shitty indeed.
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
It course the Righteous Gemstones finale made me cry. 🥹🥲🥲🥲🥲 I’m going to miss them.
May 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It course the Righteous Gemstones finale made me cry. 🥹🥲🥲🥲🥲 I’m going to miss them.
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the trump administration, obviously concerned with racial equality, thinks its illegal discrimination to spend federal dollars protecting a predominantly black community from raw sewage
Calling it "illegal DEI," Trump issues EO to shut down a program redirecting human waste away from a rural Alabama area regularly flooded with sewage during climate-change-amplified storms.
The area's population is over 72% Black.
www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...
The area's population is over 72% Black.
www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...
Trump shut down program to end human waste backing into Alabama homes, calling it 'illegal DEI'
A $26 million federal program to help residents of Lowndes County, Alabama, who have dealt with inadequate sewage systems for decades was stopped by an executive order.
www.nbcnews.com
May 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the trump administration, obviously concerned with racial equality, thinks its illegal discrimination to spend federal dollars protecting a predominantly black community from raw sewage
Elon Musk is so bad at comedy he literally wore a hat on a hat. That’s LITERALLY what they always tell comedy writers NOT TO DO.
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Elon Musk is so bad at comedy he literally wore a hat on a hat. That’s LITERALLY what they always tell comedy writers NOT TO DO.
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Once you get their attention, stats matter. But if they write you off before they see what you can do, you’ve already lost.
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May 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Once you get their attention, stats matter. But if they write you off before they see what you can do, you’ve already lost.
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