Unofficial Official Story Podcast
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What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today.
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If the last few millennia have shown us anything…
August 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If the last few millennia have shown us anything…
Everyone knows the one intersection in town where there’s a wreck every week. But maybe it isn’t the road/intersection/traffic signs that’s the problem. Maybe it’s a do-gooder looking to feel better about his existence by helping others, but he’s tired of waiting for people to suffer.
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Everyone knows the one intersection in town where there’s a wreck every week. But maybe it isn’t the road/intersection/traffic signs that’s the problem. Maybe it’s a do-gooder looking to feel better about his existence by helping others, but he’s tired of waiting for people to suffer.
Fans of the pod will be SHOCKED by the theory Koji has come up with. Never in a million years could we have guessed that THIS is what he’d come up with about aliens.
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fans of the pod will be SHOCKED by the theory Koji has come up with. Never in a million years could we have guessed that THIS is what he’d come up with about aliens.
Why would it be a mannequin anyway?
August 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Why would it be a mannequin anyway?
Maybe they just want to probe for the sake of probing, but let’s pretend they’re smart enough to be selective about who they take, and they take you. Why? What’s so special about little ol’ you?
August 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Maybe they just want to probe for the sake of probing, but let’s pretend they’re smart enough to be selective about who they take, and they take you. Why? What’s so special about little ol’ you?
Who’s to know how you’d actually react to aliens abduction you. But one things for sure, Cats going to be ok.
August 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Who’s to know how you’d actually react to aliens abduction you. But one things for sure, Cats going to be ok.
Driving along, something catches your attention, and immediately your brain starts to gaslight you saying, “Nah. That’s not what you saw. It must have been a mannequin. That’s it. Because mannequins always be lying contorted on the side of the road.”
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
July 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Driving along, something catches your attention, and immediately your brain starts to gaslight you saying, “Nah. That’s not what you saw. It must have been a mannequin. That’s it. Because mannequins always be lying contorted on the side of the road.”
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
No. We’re not making it up. There are millions of conspiracy theories to choose from, and we’re too lazy to make one up. Except for the end of each podcast where that’s the schtick.
But no. Someone else made this one up.
But also. It might be true.
But no. Someone else made this one up.
But also. It might be true.
July 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No. We’re not making it up. There are millions of conspiracy theories to choose from, and we’re too lazy to make one up. Except for the end of each podcast where that’s the schtick.
But no. Someone else made this one up.
But also. It might be true.
But no. Someone else made this one up.
But also. It might be true.
Just because alien abductions happen all the time doesn’t mean aliens aren’t picky about who they abduct.
Which one of our hosts do you think aliens would want, and why?
Which one of our hosts do you think aliens would want, and why?
July 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just because alien abductions happen all the time doesn’t mean aliens aren’t picky about who they abduct.
Which one of our hosts do you think aliens would want, and why?
Which one of our hosts do you think aliens would want, and why?
Which host is most likely to get abducted by aliens? Dwayne may be on to something here.
July 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Which host is most likely to get abducted by aliens? Dwayne may be on to something here.
We have a new episode for ya!
This month it’s the UOS crew delving into the Roswell aliens and whether or not they were actually kids sent by nefarious entities. Starring cohosts writer Koji Steven Sakai and comedians Cat Alvarado and Dwayne Perkins, it’s a heckuva good time.
This month it’s the UOS crew delving into the Roswell aliens and whether or not they were actually kids sent by nefarious entities. Starring cohosts writer Koji Steven Sakai and comedians Cat Alvarado and Dwayne Perkins, it’s a heckuva good time.
July 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We have a new episode for ya!
This month it’s the UOS crew delving into the Roswell aliens and whether or not they were actually kids sent by nefarious entities. Starring cohosts writer Koji Steven Sakai and comedians Cat Alvarado and Dwayne Perkins, it’s a heckuva good time.
This month it’s the UOS crew delving into the Roswell aliens and whether or not they were actually kids sent by nefarious entities. Starring cohosts writer Koji Steven Sakai and comedians Cat Alvarado and Dwayne Perkins, it’s a heckuva good time.
When you’re name is as common in the US as Sirhan, you might check another one isn’t trying the same assassination attempt.
July 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When you’re name is as common in the US as Sirhan, you might check another one isn’t trying the same assassination attempt.
I don’t believe in horoscopes, but…
July 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don’t believe in horoscopes, but…
There’s no one way to get into comedy, but there is one way that seems to pop up over and over.
July 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There’s no one way to get into comedy, but there is one way that seems to pop up over and over.
The rage that arises when you’ve been wrongly accused…
July 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The rage that arises when you’ve been wrongly accused…
Not all accolades are admirable. If you’d won a “most likely” award, what would it be?
July 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not all accolades are admirable. If you’d won a “most likely” award, what would it be?
When the bullsh*t starts to make sense…
July 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When the bullsh*t starts to make sense…
Many students entering their first year of college next month are still undecided. Sometimes it’s better to just make a decision and go with it until something better comes along.
There are other options besides a theater major for lonely awkward young adults. But not many. Go with a sure thing.
There are other options besides a theater major for lonely awkward young adults. But not many. Go with a sure thing.
June 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Many students entering their first year of college next month are still undecided. Sometimes it’s better to just make a decision and go with it until something better comes along.
There are other options besides a theater major for lonely awkward young adults. But not many. Go with a sure thing.
There are other options besides a theater major for lonely awkward young adults. But not many. Go with a sure thing.
Ok… so maybe RFK’s assassin was MK Ultra’d, but maybe, alternate theory, he was never assassinated. Maybe he’s still alive, and doubly glad he doesn’t have to deal with the disappointment.
June 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ok… so maybe RFK’s assassin was MK Ultra’d, but maybe, alternate theory, he was never assassinated. Maybe he’s still alive, and doubly glad he doesn’t have to deal with the disappointment.
I mean…there’s the obvious.
But besides that, there’s quite a lot of ridiculousness that no person in their right mind would be doing, and since not everyone can be crazy, it’s gotta be MK Ultra.
What do you think?
But besides that, there’s quite a lot of ridiculousness that no person in their right mind would be doing, and since not everyone can be crazy, it’s gotta be MK Ultra.
What do you think?
June 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I mean…there’s the obvious.
But besides that, there’s quite a lot of ridiculousness that no person in their right mind would be doing, and since not everyone can be crazy, it’s gotta be MK Ultra.
What do you think?
But besides that, there’s quite a lot of ridiculousness that no person in their right mind would be doing, and since not everyone can be crazy, it’s gotta be MK Ultra.
What do you think?
Here’s what THEY say happened, but wait until you hear what they aren’t telling us.
June 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here’s what THEY say happened, but wait until you hear what they aren’t telling us.
This episode we’re joined by comedian Ben Morrison to chat about the involvement of MK Ultra in the assassination of Robert F Kennedy. We’ve heard the official story, but when things don’t quite add up, there’s got to be more to the story.
Listen now!
Listen now!
June 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This episode we’re joined by comedian Ben Morrison to chat about the involvement of MK Ultra in the assassination of Robert F Kennedy. We’ve heard the official story, but when things don’t quite add up, there’s got to be more to the story.
Listen now!
Listen now!
As Grammy always said, “You abuse it, you lose it.”
Thanks a lot, Biff.
Thanks a lot, Biff.
June 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As Grammy always said, “You abuse it, you lose it.”
Thanks a lot, Biff.
Thanks a lot, Biff.
Wouldn’t it be great to go back in time and find out the great mysteries of the world? Who actually built the pyramids and why? Dwayne has a theory…
June 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wouldn’t it be great to go back in time and find out the great mysteries of the world? Who actually built the pyramids and why? Dwayne has a theory…
Here’s a list of KNOWN stargates, but the real conspiracy are the ones hidden in plain sight. Where are some curious portal-like places you think have a bit of weirdness?
June 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Here’s a list of KNOWN stargates, but the real conspiracy are the ones hidden in plain sight. Where are some curious portal-like places you think have a bit of weirdness?