Bungholes Johnson PSL Edition
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Man, what the hell?
I was cursed with being good at Excel and computer in a company where other people weren't.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I was cursed with being good at Excel and computer in a company where other people weren't.
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Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account
Before Elon even bought Twitter I replied to a post where he said we should vote on if news articles were correct and called him a dumbass. My entire 35 follower account got nukes from orbit.
I wanna know what your least justified suspension on Twitter was. Mine was the time I dunked on some little conservative shithead named Brilyn Hollyhand, quote tweeted him and said ‘This yakubian snow apes name really is Brilyn Hollyhand’. Got like 40k likes and caught a 7 day
September 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Before Elon even bought Twitter I replied to a post where he said we should vote on if news articles were correct and called him a dumbass. My entire 35 follower account got nukes from orbit.
Created a thing we can use in fun Internet arguments with Trump supporters.
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Created a thing we can use in fun Internet arguments with Trump supporters.
For those of us paying attention the resurgence of Creed was the canary in the coal mine of fascism.
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
For those of us paying attention the resurgence of Creed was the canary in the coal mine of fascism.
Happy Force of July
May 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy Force of July
Some weird nerd decided rightly pointing out that the goober natalists are freaks was intolerant.
Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit
April 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Some weird nerd decided rightly pointing out that the goober natalists are freaks was intolerant.
I am going to be the first verified reply guy. Because I'm nice.
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am going to be the first verified reply guy. Because I'm nice.
What the hell is a sleep token?
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
What the hell is a sleep token?
As a product of a long line of Southerners a lot of what we're experiencing now would have been solved if Reconstruction had been vicious and 40 years long.
March 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
As a product of a long line of Southerners a lot of what we're experiencing now would have been solved if Reconstruction had been vicious and 40 years long.
Could not give less of a fuck if tech stocks falling effects my meager 401k. It makes the worst people in America sad so I hope it keeps happening. I hope this is 9/11 for grindset people.
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Could not give less of a fuck if tech stocks falling effects my meager 401k. It makes the worst people in America sad so I hope it keeps happening. I hope this is 9/11 for grindset people.
I will never make good posts on here. Never. That's the Bungholes Johnson guarantee.
January 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I will never make good posts on here. Never. That's the Bungholes Johnson guarantee.
Keep finding stones with mysterious runes in my backyard. They might be runes. I dunno, I'm not enough of a nerd to find out. Just throwing them on the pile of skulls and going about my day.
January 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Keep finding stones with mysterious runes in my backyard. They might be runes. I dunno, I'm not enough of a nerd to find out. Just throwing them on the pile of skulls and going about my day.
The Boer 14 Words Guy just forgot how waving worked for a couple of minutes. Nothing weird.
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Boer 14 Words Guy just forgot how waving worked for a couple of minutes. Nothing weird.
Chugging the 1.75l BuzzBall before fighting another middle aged man in a Walmart parking lot. Whoever wins will gain the title of Duke of Suburbia.
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Chugging the 1.75l BuzzBall before fighting another middle aged man in a Walmart parking lot. Whoever wins will gain the title of Duke of Suburbia.
One kind of racist is going to take a pot shot at Elon for not being a different kind of racist. It's going to be pretty funny.
January 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One kind of racist is going to take a pot shot at Elon for not being a different kind of racist. It's going to be pretty funny.
The amount of ska content I keep getting shown on a platform without an algorithm is starting to bother me. I'm not a 13 year old eating mozzarella sticks.
December 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
The amount of ska content I keep getting shown on a platform without an algorithm is starting to bother me. I'm not a 13 year old eating mozzarella sticks.
Sometimes I fantasize about leaving Texas but then it gets a little cold. I know if I moved north I'd end up walking around looking like Ralphie's brother in A Christmas Story. Screaming and unable to put my arms down.
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes I fantasize about leaving Texas but then it gets a little cold. I know if I moved north I'd end up walking around looking like Ralphie's brother in A Christmas Story. Screaming and unable to put my arms down.
Ate enough yesterday that a dour Puritan appeared in front of me and pronounced me debauched. Living life correctly apparently.
November 29, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Ate enough yesterday that a dour Puritan appeared in front of me and pronounced me debauched. Living life correctly apparently.
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finally a reasonable take
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
finally a reasonable take
If I follow you and you don't follow me back that's totally fine. I'm just here to scroll and occasionally chuckle.
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
If I follow you and you don't follow me back that's totally fine. I'm just here to scroll and occasionally chuckle.
Matt Gaetz is going to go out and Budd Dwyer himself.
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Matt Gaetz is going to go out and Budd Dwyer himself.
I love sitting in my house and hearing mysterious, probably expensive, noises. I love The Dread.
November 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I love sitting in my house and hearing mysterious, probably expensive, noises. I love The Dread.