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Cass
@cassablanca.bsky.social
31, bisexual disaster, history nerd, geek, cosplayer, brimming with anxiety
What's the worst that can happen if I lower my standards?

*gets played*
September 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks
August 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Here are my top 10 senior zoomies!
July 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I had a guy, who literally lived in his mom's basement, and wanted to be an influencer tell me it was weird I have a male roommate at 30.
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Found out my first stalker died. Somehow it doesnt make me feel any better.
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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This is Mako. He has no regard for law and order, and more importantly, no regrets. 13/10
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Watch. Titanic (1997)
July 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Anyways. I miss Garrus
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This one time, a friend was like "Hey Cass, let's hang out and go do xyz."

And I was like "Bet, that sounds fun."

I was having a really good time hanging out with my friend. Getting tacos, chatting, etc.

Turns out, they thought it was a date.

Weird times.
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Also this is where I shit post into the void.

I'm so sorry people who actually know me 😂
June 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Your capacity to love, stand tall, and peacefully take no shit unnerves them
June 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When people can't control you, they'll label you difficult.

Be difficult. It's the only way real change happens
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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NEW: What went wrong with Dragon Age: The Veilguard? Why was the writing so tonally inconsistent? Why did it feel so shallow? Why were there so few choices?

Really, after ten years of turbulence, it was a miracle that anything came out at all. This is the story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Inside the ‘Dragon Age’ Debacle That Gutted EA’s BioWare Studio
The latest game in BioWare’s fantasy role-playing series went through ten years of development turmoil
www.bloomberg.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Trump's on the Epstein list?
donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room
ALT: donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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From The Archives: Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-l...
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Elon crashing out on X is the funniest thing to see. Everyone knew it would happen. And it's amazing
June 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This one time I called my friend Kitty, "Titty"

And I dont think I've ever really recovered
June 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I miss Garrus time of the day
May 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This‼️
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM