K. Sea-Lions
@caseylyons.bsky.social
I like being funny but I'm not very nice unfortunately.
AMERICA FACT: JD Vance is the first vice president in history whose name rhymes with lady pants
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
AMERICA FACT: JD Vance is the first vice president in history whose name rhymes with lady pants
Adults without kids: Haha I did the cutest thing the other day
February 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Adults without kids: Haha I did the cutest thing the other day
If I ever meet Marilu Henner I'm gonna be like 'Marilu, so good to see you again!' and just see what happens.
February 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If I ever meet Marilu Henner I'm gonna be like 'Marilu, so good to see you again!' and just see what happens.
Oh my god I never noticed before but on the Nirvana album you can totally see that guy's dick!
February 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh my god I never noticed before but on the Nirvana album you can totally see that guy's dick!
Are they selling Nazi paraphernalia at Cracker Barrel yet?
February 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are they selling Nazi paraphernalia at Cracker Barrel yet?
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Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
More like squideo game
November 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
More like squideo game
These soldiers gave most of their visibility, will you?
November 19, 2024 at 10:50 PM
These soldiers gave most of their visibility, will you?
You ever have that thing where you just want to lay down and cry for 30 years while Nico sits in the corner repeatedly singing These Days to you over and over
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
You ever have that thing where you just want to lay down and cry for 30 years while Nico sits in the corner repeatedly singing These Days to you over and over
I always want to call him Rob Gronchitis
November 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I always want to call him Rob Gronchitis
SERRANO WAS ROBBED
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
SERRANO WAS ROBBED
For a 60 year old man you have to admit he has a tight little butt
November 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
For a 60 year old man you have to admit he has a tight little butt
Oh man she's tough as fuck that cut is so gross
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Oh man she's tough as fuck that cut is so gross
Who the guy in the middle wearing his original Gordon Gartrell?
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Who the guy in the middle wearing his original Gordon Gartrell?
Cedric The Entertainer looks incredible.
November 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Cedric The Entertainer looks incredible.
What I love about Paul is that he's a shit heel that sucks
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
What I love about Paul is that he's a shit heel that sucks
I feel like somehow this fight decides whether my childhood was awesome or not
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I feel like somehow this fight decides whether my childhood was awesome or not
Does anyone know why sriracha isn't spicy anymore?
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Does anyone know why sriracha isn't spicy anymore?
I didn't see the first Gladiator, will I be lost if I don't see Gladiator 2 either?
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I didn't see the first Gladiator, will I be lost if I don't see Gladiator 2 either?
Haha I finally saw one of those stupid trucks in real life!
November 15, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Haha I finally saw one of those stupid trucks in real life!
I wanted to play piano but there's a plumber in the house and I don't want it to seem like I'm trying to impress him.
November 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I wanted to play piano but there's a plumber in the house and I don't want it to seem like I'm trying to impress him.
I love getting old. If I don't understand something I no longer blame myself, that's all your fault now
November 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I love getting old. If I don't understand something I no longer blame myself, that's all your fault now
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him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
May 6, 2023 at 1:54 AM
him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
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Noir movies are like, this lady is so hot that I need to do crime about it
November 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Noir movies are like, this lady is so hot that I need to do crime about it