K. Sea-Lions
@caseylyons.bsky.social
I like being funny but I'm not very nice unfortunately.
So you can pretend to knock those towers over again and again, fun!
February 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So you can pretend to knock those towers over again and again, fun!
From your lips to Mel Gibson and Jon Voight's ears.
February 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
From your lips to Mel Gibson and Jon Voight's ears.
Oh yeah make sure you get the advice BEFORE you give him a "taste" of your whisky. MF drank two thirds of my bottle then goes 'dont count your money until the nighttime.'
February 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh yeah make sure you get the advice BEFORE you give him a "taste" of your whisky. MF drank two thirds of my bottle then goes 'dont count your money until the nighttime.'
Sounds like someone is on a tour through the cosmos, sorry.
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sounds like someone is on a tour through the cosmos, sorry.
Jemmidoon, sausage-o's! Can't believe it's been 10 years since the world got WAY less funny.
February 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Jemmidoon, sausage-o's! Can't believe it's been 10 years since the world got WAY less funny.
I got something to say,
I employed a baby today,
And it made a sweat shop shirt for me,
With fabric and thread.
I employed a baby today,
And it made a sweat shop shirt for me,
With fabric and thread.
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I got something to say,
I employed a baby today,
And it made a sweat shop shirt for me,
With fabric and thread.
I employed a baby today,
And it made a sweat shop shirt for me,
With fabric and thread.
Shit this is gonna be nuts
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Shit this is gonna be nuts
I can't tell you how comforted I was by this interview. Thank you truly. Now to sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
February 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I can't tell you how comforted I was by this interview. Thank you truly. Now to sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
Unfortunately for your side fighting Nazis means crying about it on social media and then doing fuck all to stop it.
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Unfortunately for your side fighting Nazis means crying about it on social media and then doing fuck all to stop it.
This made me sad.
January 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This made me sad.
The thought of LeVar Burton hating me is giving me anxiety.
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The thought of LeVar Burton hating me is giving me anxiety.
This album is 236 songs of pure gold. Riot Act is a JAAAAM
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This album is 236 songs of pure gold. Riot Act is a JAAAAM
Okay looks like Bluesky isn't fun anymore, I'm out.
November 24, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Okay looks like Bluesky isn't fun anymore, I'm out.
Here's your chimney sweep and your cartoon pen-guin
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Here's your chimney sweep and your cartoon pen-guin
I Just Bit Off Leg
November 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I Just Bit Off Leg
My Farrah Fawcett poster?
November 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
My Farrah Fawcett poster?
She is one of the all time best.
November 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
She is one of the all time best.
Thank you for clipping this, I was explaining this joke to a friend so your tweet was very helpful.
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Thank you for clipping this, I was explaining this joke to a friend so your tweet was very helpful.