Whatever Happened to Casey Jane
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Whatever Happened to Casey Jane
@caseyjane.bsky.social
Me: “I feel like I’m drowning- I’m so broke and there’s so much that I need to deal with financially, what am I going to do?”

(An amount of money comes in that would fix roughly a quarter of this)

Me: “should I buy a yacht?”
July 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I wonder if my grandparents were as annoyed by the rise of fascism as I am.
June 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social hi! What’s the best way to get that discord info?
May 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s so wild bc my five year old can be the maddest she’s ever been and I’m just like wtf you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen and you’re screaming at me so so much
April 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Listen to any Gwen Stefani song and picture Ash Ketchum singing and guess what, it totally works.
April 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sailor Jupiter’s main attack is called “sparkling wide pressure,” and for the uninitiated, that is what it feels like to be in labor with an epidural :)
April 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Willy Wonka at his desk, planning his highly publicized factory tour event. Looking at his list of child sins to punish, beneath “gluttony,” “sloth,” and “wrath,” he scribbles out “envy” and writes in its place “chewing too much gum all the goddamned time.”
April 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My parents judged me soooo hard for dropping out of youth soccer and now I’m watching Yellowjackets like who is laughing now 🙄🙄🙄
March 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
A true thing about me is that I sometimes confuse Pizza Rat and Pizzagate
February 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The world is still on fire but I did see a happy dog trotting through the rain with a really excellent stick held proudly in her mouth so hope springs eternal.
February 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
January 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My baby fussed all night, then this morning spent forty five minutes farting with volume and frequency previously only associated with the campfire scene of Blazing Saddles.
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is actually really funny, okay??
Thinking about Johnny Cash’s inexplicable cover of Redemption Song
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Once in a while the AI slop mill churns out something incredible.
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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*leans over and lets out a 23 second long fart*
It is time to look to the future.

The challenges that face America are many and great.

The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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hi, white people expert here! this is not funny, white people only do this when they’re in extreme comfort.
Guys, it's clearly a Roman salute. Ya know, when the Romans were over run by Nazis and all became Nazis
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Call me William Henry Harrison because I would not be caught dead at an indoor inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bsky is for people who call DT “President Cheeto,” but I kind of love it anyway
January 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thinking about Johnny Cash’s inexplicable cover of Redemption Song
January 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I cannot understand people who are afraid of seed oils. I make a cucumber sesame salad that is so fucking good, it is so goddamned good, it would change your life. Sesame oil is like my favorite cooking ingredient.
January 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Walking down the street with my baby and every single person who stopped to look at her said “what a sweet…. boy? girl? uh?”
Pro tip! Just say baby and we can both end the interaction quickly and satisfactorily, fuckin weirdo
January 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM