Carter Siddall
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Carter Siddall
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Television: “Hannibal”, “Reign”, “Defiance”, “Mrs. America”
Podcast: “The End of Time and Other Bothers”
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December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Walked into a Japanese restaurant and the server asked if I was picking up an order for Josh. A good guess, there are few whiter names than Josh.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Stretch Armstrong picking up his phone to check if the line is working.
Paul King to Direct Labubu Movie for Sony (Exclusive)
The toy phenomenon is getting the feature film treatment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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You will be visited by 3 ghosts
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Tonight I reached a level of “old” that I wasn’t expecting for at least another ten years.

A young cashier handed me my purchase and said “there you are, my dear”.

She may have thought it was adorable that I was outside by myself.
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Another tragedy is that in a couple generations, the only thing that most people will know about Rob Reiner is what happened on Sunday.
December 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
(Another meeting about a television series)

“…and the characters should feel like regular people. I want to cast actors that the audience can relate to. These are folks with everyday jobs living in simple homes…”

“Sure, absolutely.”

“…that are spending 90% of their salaries on designer clothes.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Sad to hear of the passing of Peter Greene, he was a great villain. In a span of just two years, he appeared in “The Mask”, “Pulp Fiction” and “The Usual Suspects”.

“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”
Peter Greene, ‘Pulp Fiction’ and ‘The Mask’ Actor, Dies at 60
Peter Greene, who often played villains and criminals including Zed in Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction," was found dead in New York on Friday.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
MP Michael Ma choosing to cross the floor to join the Liberals in December just highlights how bad the Conservative’s Christmas party must be.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How was your office Christmas party? I had to speak to a young guy who said that “Die Hard” was overrated.
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ah, a holiday classic!
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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An anger that has been inside me since 1997 has finally laid to rest.
The original theatrical cut of Star Wars is returning to theaters to celebrate its 50th anniversary
Sometimes, dreams do come true. The original theatrical cut of Star Wars will be released in theaters in 2027 for its 50th anniversary.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Two fables to go, please.”

“Would you like to upgrade your order with a lesson about morality?”

“No, thanks.”

“It’s the best part. Really ties the fable together.”

“Okay, fine.”

“Could I get your email?”

“You know what? Forget it.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Roger Murtaugh would be 90 years old.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Netflix buying Warner Brothers isn’t great, but some of the other potential outcomes were even worse. Less competition is never a good thing, but Ted Sarandos can’t possibly be more disrespectful to WB properties than David Zaslav was.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s not so bad, Detroit now has an 11 foot, bronze Robocop statue.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
(Marvel Comics)

New Yorker: “Mutants are evil! How can anyone feel safe around freaks who can fly or have steel skin?!”

Announcer: “Today in Manhattan, a baby was saved by a man covered in rocks with his young partner, a flying man who’s always on fire.”

New Yorker: “I love them so much!”
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is the second Odd Burger in the GTA to close this year. I don’t want to have to eat vegan fast food every single day to ensure these businesses survive.
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Perfection
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Eddie Murphy is a huge talent who’s had an immense effect on American culture. But, it would have been nice if his Netflix autobiography touched on some of the less positive stories about him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM