Carter Michaels
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Will get back to you with something interesting as soon as possible
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Don't think this Steven Pearl thing is gonna work out
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Don't think this Steven Pearl thing is gonna work out
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Ooooh that’s gonna be nasty
Byrum Brown's Instagram page. As expected, one of the top QBs in the portal is following HC Alex Golesh from USF to Auburn.
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ooooh that’s gonna be nasty
Going to try to listen to a new (to me) album every day in 2026. This thread will catalog each one. Also have a playlist keeping track in case I get tired of posting here:
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
2026 - 365 Albums
Listen to 2026 - 365 Albums on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
music.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Going to try to listen to a new (to me) album every day in 2026. This thread will catalog each one. Also have a playlist keeping track in case I get tired of posting here:
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
Wait WHAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Wait WHAT
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wHy aREn'T PeOpLE sEeinG moVIeS aNyMORe??
I dunno, man, maybe because the last two movies I *really* wanted to see in the theater are only playing in, like, 5 theaters in a 50 mile radius and they all stink? Neither Frankenstein nor Wake Up, Dead Man are coming to my CITY, and I hate it.
I dunno, man, maybe because the last two movies I *really* wanted to see in the theater are only playing in, like, 5 theaters in a 50 mile radius and they all stink? Neither Frankenstein nor Wake Up, Dead Man are coming to my CITY, and I hate it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
wHy aREn'T PeOpLE sEeinG moVIeS aNyMORe??
I dunno, man, maybe because the last two movies I *really* wanted to see in the theater are only playing in, like, 5 theaters in a 50 mile radius and they all stink? Neither Frankenstein nor Wake Up, Dead Man are coming to my CITY, and I hate it.
I dunno, man, maybe because the last two movies I *really* wanted to see in the theater are only playing in, like, 5 theaters in a 50 mile radius and they all stink? Neither Frankenstein nor Wake Up, Dead Man are coming to my CITY, and I hate it.
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Heaven's Vault (inkle Ltd, 2019)
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Heaven's Vault (inkle Ltd, 2019)
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Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t easy for everybody. Some people got sewn into Charlie Brown’s pants at the big parade and, to this day, can’t stand bald boys because when they see them, they think they’re back in the pants.
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t easy for everybody. Some people got sewn into Charlie Brown’s pants at the big parade and, to this day, can’t stand bald boys because when they see them, they think they’re back in the pants.
"You see, Donald, it's an action platformer from the PS2 era but you play as a reporter named Jade..."
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"You see, Donald, it's an action platformer from the PS2 era but you play as a reporter named Jade..."
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
I admit that I thought I'd have a harder time without it
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I admit that I thought I'd have a harder time without it
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
NBC canceling Poker Face and moving their sports back to TV, it's like they don't want me to subscribe to Peacock
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
NBC canceling Poker Face and moving their sports back to TV, it's like they don't want me to subscribe to Peacock
"Uh oh! The next track on the Americana album you've been enjoying talks about COVID"
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Uh oh! The next track on the Americana album you've been enjoying talks about COVID"
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real
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Bless whatever algorithm decided to make Hugh Freeze’s top image result a picture of him golfing
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bless whatever algorithm decided to make Hugh Freeze’s top image result a picture of him golfing
Well,,
Missouri making a pretty compelling case for just playing for the field goal
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Well,,
Missouri making a pretty compelling case for just playing for the field goal
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Missouri making a pretty compelling case for just playing for the field goal
I honestly thought it would take a little more moral conviction than it has to continue to be against the Freeze hire
in this week’s mailbag, we dive into plenty of Auburn football and basketball subjects
but the lead question is a good one: how many offenses are averaging around 28 PPG… and just how hard has it been for Auburn to simply get to that number under Hugh Freeze?
www.auburnobserver.com/p/auburn-mis...
but the lead question is a good one: how many offenses are averaging around 28 PPG… and just how hard has it been for Auburn to simply get to that number under Hugh Freeze?
www.auburnobserver.com/p/auburn-mis...
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I honestly thought it would take a little more moral conviction than it has to continue to be against the Freeze hire
Know it's way too early for hot takes but this Auburn team looks very bad against a bad Oklahoma State team
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Know it's way too early for hot takes but this Auburn team looks very bad against a bad Oklahoma State team
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2010 - The Auburn Arena officially opens its doors following a ribbon cutting ceremony.
#WarEagle #AUHistory
#WarEagle #AUHistory
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
2010 - The Auburn Arena officially opens its doors following a ribbon cutting ceremony.
#WarEagle #AUHistory
#WarEagle #AUHistory
All right gang how do we get Hugh Freeze to UAB
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All right gang how do we get Hugh Freeze to UAB
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October 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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