One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

asking important questions

It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality

What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

I feel so incredibly relieved rn. found out that while bears eat beehives for the larvae, they also like the honey. life was miserable for me when I thought bears were indifferent about honey. I could weep