I'm either going to skip breakfast or go eat a breakfast burrito the size of my head. There's no in-between.

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

black friday isn’t the same anymore. i miss when people were sluggin grannies and stampeding eachother for flat screens

BLUESKY IS NOT A FRESH START FOR PREDATORS, ABUSERS, BIGOTS, BULLIES, ETC.

If we packed you up on Twitter/X, you getting PACKED TF UP HERE. Hoe.

aspiring to be like the girl on tik tok who shows up to thanksgiving in her family’s livingroom dressed like it’s the met gala

me 5 minutes after finishing my thanksgiving plate:

thankful i wasn’t at one of my hometown bars to celebrate blackout wednesday with a bunch of people i despised in hs 🙏🦃