Carl!
@carlsmithjr.bsky.social
Filmed before a live studio audience.
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Last time I told someone “BE COOL,” they, in fact, did not need my suggestion.
April 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Last time I told someone “BE COOL,” they, in fact, did not need my suggestion.
It’s me! Hi! I’m the one buying all the Bavarian cream-filled donuts from our local Walmart! It’s me!
March 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s me! Hi! I’m the one buying all the Bavarian cream-filled donuts from our local Walmart! It’s me!
Finally, Malört is recognized as the evil it truly is. @aerojad.bsky.social
Alcohol is a leading cause of cancer and drinks should carry a warning label as cigarettes do, the U.S. surgeon general, Dr. Vivek Murthy, said Friday. His report cites studies linking alcoholic drinks to at least seven malignancies. But to add labels, Congress would have to act. nyti.ms/3BVTmHe
January 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Finally, Malört is recognized as the evil it truly is. @aerojad.bsky.social
My favorite part of rural health care? The framed emergency exit maps.
December 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
My favorite part of rural health care? The framed emergency exit maps.
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Omg
I feel so seen
I feel so seen
December 4, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Omg
I feel so seen
I feel so seen
Death, taxes and Luke Shaw's perpetually injured calf muscles.
December 3, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Death, taxes and Luke Shaw's perpetually injured calf muscles.
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
South Korea's Dec. 3 appears to be resolving a lot quicker than our Jan. 6. Hope someone is taking notes for when we have to reset our "X days since an accident" counter.
December 3, 2024 at 4:45 PM
South Korea's Dec. 3 appears to be resolving a lot quicker than our Jan. 6. Hope someone is taking notes for when we have to reset our "X days since an accident" counter.
An update from my last time here in 2023:
* I have a headache and feel cold more often than I used to.
* Most of y'all are still bonkers and need to act right.
* I have a headache and feel cold more often than I used to.
* Most of y'all are still bonkers and need to act right.
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 PM
An update from my last time here in 2023:
* I have a headache and feel cold more often than I used to.
* Most of y'all are still bonkers and need to act right.
* I have a headache and feel cold more often than I used to.
* Most of y'all are still bonkers and need to act right.
I'm going to be way more normal on this here internet website application.
June 23, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I'm going to be way more normal on this here internet website application.