CarlPlaysStuff
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Many years ago, some friends and I participated in a Red-Team Blue-Team spy exercise sponsored by DHS. Under the codename "Felicity", I infiltrated the enemy team's group chat, allowing our team to monitor their comms, steal their intel and assets, and send them on wild goose chases.
Promise?
At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Promise?
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Nazi jobs numbers?! I thought you said you wanted not-see jobs numbers.
🔴 EJ Antoni suggests suspending monthly jobs report - Fox Business.
August 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nazi jobs numbers?! I thought you said you wanted not-see jobs numbers.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a glue
July 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a glue
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This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
I am being unfairly censored by @moderation.bsky.app for my liberal views
June 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am being unfairly censored by @moderation.bsky.app for my liberal views
Look I'm not saying astrology is real but I think it's statistically unlikely that we've had 14 Leos as Pope and no Virgos
May 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look I'm not saying astrology is real but I think it's statistically unlikely that we've had 14 Leos as Pope and no Virgos
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
In 4 years another Democrat is going to come in and clean up this fucking mess and these poll numbers won't have moved an inch because the median American voter is the dumbest godforsaken motherfucker to have ever lived.
April 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
In 4 years another Democrat is going to come in and clean up this fucking mess and these poll numbers won't have moved an inch because the median American voter is the dumbest godforsaken motherfucker to have ever lived.
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
Seeing a lot of people unfairly comparing current events to Idiocracy and I would just like to remind y'all that President Camacho knows he's dumb and seeks out the smartest man in America to help him fix the country, then listens to that man's suggestions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...
Why 'Idiocracy' Would Actually Be A Utopia
YouTube video by Cracked
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April 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Seeing a lot of people unfairly comparing current events to Idiocracy and I would just like to remind y'all that President Camacho knows he's dumb and seeks out the smartest man in America to help him fix the country, then listens to that man's suggestions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...
At this point Donald Trump has cost me more in under 3 months than I paid in taxes across 3 years under Biden.
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
At this point Donald Trump has cost me more in under 3 months than I paid in taxes across 3 years under Biden.
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If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.
Many years ago, some friends and I participated in a Red-Team Blue-Team spy exercise sponsored by DHS. Under the codename "Felicity", I infiltrated the enemy team's group chat, allowing our team to monitor their comms, steal their intel and assets, and send them on wild goose chases.
March 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Many years ago, some friends and I participated in a Red-Team Blue-Team spy exercise sponsored by DHS. Under the codename "Felicity", I infiltrated the enemy team's group chat, allowing our team to monitor their comms, steal their intel and assets, and send them on wild goose chases.
Yeah but like what about her emails though?
March 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yeah but like what about her emails though?
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
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"It could happen here" was a prescient warning too many of you ignored for too long. It is currently happening here. For all we know, there are legal immigrants, permanent residents, and even American citizens in Salvadoran gulags right fucking now. Any of us could be next. Fuck these fucking Nazis.
March 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"It could happen here" was a prescient warning too many of you ignored for too long. It is currently happening here. For all we know, there are legal immigrants, permanent residents, and even American citizens in Salvadoran gulags right fucking now. Any of us could be next. Fuck these fucking Nazis.
I am a relatively well-off straight cis white man who was born in the United States. I have about as much privilege as one can have without being a multi-millionaire. And if Donald Trump wanted me to wake up in a slave labor camp in El Salvador tomorrow, I wouldn't get a trial or even a lawyer.
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am a relatively well-off straight cis white man who was born in the United States. I have about as much privilege as one can have without being a multi-millionaire. And if Donald Trump wanted me to wake up in a slave labor camp in El Salvador tomorrow, I wouldn't get a trial or even a lawyer.
Raise your hand if your investment losses under 7 weeks of the Trump administration have been higher than an entire year of taxes under the Biden administration ✋
March 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Raise your hand if your investment losses under 7 weeks of the Trump administration have been higher than an entire year of taxes under the Biden administration ✋
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There's something even more maddening than usual about watching this cheap, pampered little thug presuming to lecture a guy who's worth 50 of him.
BREAKING: There has just been a huge argument between Zelenskyy, Trump & Vance in the Oval Office.
Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.
Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.
This is unbelievable.
Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.
Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.
This is unbelievable.
February 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There's something even more maddening than usual about watching this cheap, pampered little thug presuming to lecture a guy who's worth 50 of him.
This form will not accept "Dec 13, 1989" as a valid input, but wants you to type "12/13/1989" and then will silently convert the content of the field to "Dec 13, 1989" for you. UX engineers will never see the gates of heaven.
February 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This form will not accept "Dec 13, 1989" as a valid input, but wants you to type "12/13/1989" and then will silently convert the content of the field to "Dec 13, 1989" for you. UX engineers will never see the gates of heaven.
Took less than an hour from start to finish to file my taxes today, and 28 minutes from e-filing to my returns being accepted. God bless the American heroes at the IRS.
February 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Took less than an hour from start to finish to file my taxes today, and 28 minutes from e-filing to my returns being accepted. God bless the American heroes at the IRS.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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Why are Trump and Musk taking all the eggs away?
Not an egg to be found at Whole Foods (which has not yet raised their egg prices nearly as much as some stores)
February 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why are Trump and Musk taking all the eggs away?