caremage!
@caremage.bsky.social
Quinn! Give me a lobotomy atp tbh,,,,,
Girls when the fiction has a meta layer 🤯
she/her/it/its
Girls when the fiction has a meta layer 🤯
she/her/it/its
Reposted by caremage!
Reposted by caremage!
Mario Galaxy Movie ending leaked
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Mario Galaxy Movie ending leaked
Pray that your special interest doesn’t get a really really bad film adaptation, I do not wish this suffering on anyone 😔
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Pray that your special interest doesn’t get a really really bad film adaptation, I do not wish this suffering on anyone 😔
Reposted by caremage!
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Sometimes you gotta admit, damn, that WAS a “jolly good show”
January 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Sometimes you gotta admit, damn, that WAS a “jolly good show”
Reposted by caremage!
Teens say they hate piloting the mech but then they keep getting back into the mech??? Like okay?????
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Teens say they hate piloting the mech but then they keep getting back into the mech??? Like okay?????
Reposted by caremage!
Remembering the most genius yuri i ever read, about a retired magical girl in her 30s who still lives with her mascot and it goes exactly where you think it's going, its 100% sincere and beautiful, and even ends up feeling like a lovely metaphor for relationships when youre very disabled...
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Remembering the most genius yuri i ever read, about a retired magical girl in her 30s who still lives with her mascot and it goes exactly where you think it's going, its 100% sincere and beautiful, and even ends up feeling like a lovely metaphor for relationships when youre very disabled...
Reposted by caremage!
Reposted by caremage!
Diane, in my left hand I am holding the number six and in my right hand I am holding the number seven. Weighing the options, Diane, I am currently unable to tell which of these numbers is heavier.
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Diane, in my left hand I am holding the number six and in my right hand I am holding the number seven. Weighing the options, Diane, I am currently unable to tell which of these numbers is heavier.
Reposted by caremage!
"young boys are lonely and it's causing them to become influenced by misogynists on the internet" has anyone considered maybe it's the other way around? maybe the boys are lonely because they act like andrew tate
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"young boys are lonely and it's causing them to become influenced by misogynists on the internet" has anyone considered maybe it's the other way around? maybe the boys are lonely because they act like andrew tate
Reposted by caremage!
Reposted by caremage!
In general, it will strongly benefit you to experience art the "wrong" way from time to time. Watch a sequel first, read the funky scanlation, play the shitty port. See what you get out if it, and how that differs from what people normally get out of it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In general, it will strongly benefit you to experience art the "wrong" way from time to time. Watch a sequel first, read the funky scanlation, play the shitty port. See what you get out if it, and how that differs from what people normally get out of it.
Reposted by caremage!
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by caremage!
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Reposted by caremage!
The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
Reposted by caremage!
when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"
Reposted by caremage!
It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star
Reposted by caremage!
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
Reposted by caremage!
me when I see all the evil and hatred in this world...
April 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
me when I see all the evil and hatred in this world...
Reposted by caremage!
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
Reposted by caremage!
join this stream to see a bunch of folks awkwardly stand around not looking at the screen that says ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS RACE FOR MAYOR while Uptown Girl plays over the intercom
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
join this stream to see a bunch of folks awkwardly stand around not looking at the screen that says ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS RACE FOR MAYOR while Uptown Girl plays over the intercom
Reposted by caremage!
claire but she and leon swap places
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
claire but she and leon swap places
Reposted by caremage!
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Reposted by caremage!
people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet