Alex Carboni
@carbones.bsky.social
Was first team all county kicker my junior year of HS and my actual stats were hilariously bad
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Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Was first team all county kicker my junior year of HS and my actual stats were hilariously bad
Ronin is always the first movie I think about when someone says dad movies. It’s perfect
What are some of your favorite Dad movies? Dad movies aren't only about or for Dads. They're enjoyed by everyone but give off Dad vibes. The kind of movie a middle-aged man will stand and watch. A few good ones have already been mentioned so I'll start a list
Field of Dreams
Ford v Ferrari
Heat
Field of Dreams
Ford v Ferrari
Heat
June 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ronin is always the first movie I think about when someone says dad movies. It’s perfect
Met Calais Campbell at a tiny dry cleaners in Tempe about 10 years ago
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Met Calais Campbell at a tiny dry cleaners in Tempe about 10 years ago
I want a job at the appliance naming institute. ‘What’s that do. It keeps shit fresh. Well that’s a fresher’ I’m going on break
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I want a job at the appliance naming institute. ‘What’s that do. It keeps shit fresh. Well that’s a fresher’ I’m going on break
