Maxolotl
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The cosplay is almost complete 🔥
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The cosplay is almost complete 🔥
I should spend more time on this platform... All the others are detrimental to my mental health. Anywho, here are pictures of Billy and I at my first Renn Faire I never shared here.
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I should spend more time on this platform... All the others are detrimental to my mental health. Anywho, here are pictures of Billy and I at my first Renn Faire I never shared here.
They're watching me.
May 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They're watching me.
Anyone in the State College, PA area, come watch me be a silly lil guy.
May 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Anyone in the State College, PA area, come watch me be a silly lil guy.
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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RIP Pope Francis you would have loved The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
RIP Pope Francis you would have loved The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
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Happens all the damn time, you know? 🎮 👾 🕹️
April 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happens all the damn time, you know? 🎮 👾 🕹️
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my longest held belief is that if you’re nearing your middle ages you need to get into a semi-social hobby or creative project quickly otherwise you are more susceptible to rightwing radicalization brain rot content
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my longest held belief is that if you’re nearing your middle ages you need to get into a semi-social hobby or creative project quickly otherwise you are more susceptible to rightwing radicalization brain rot content
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Was thinking about how tired I am of having to be resilient lately & then I watched Two Towers (extended ed. obvi) tonight
I really needed to hear this tbh
youtu.be/A_u9Hc0Yg1o?...
I really needed to hear this tbh
youtu.be/A_u9Hc0Yg1o?...
Lord of the rings two towers sam's speech
YouTube video by Alby Lee
youtu.be
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Was thinking about how tired I am of having to be resilient lately & then I watched Two Towers (extended ed. obvi) tonight
I really needed to hear this tbh
youtu.be/A_u9Hc0Yg1o?...
I really needed to hear this tbh
youtu.be/A_u9Hc0Yg1o?...
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Raskin: We even have the right to call the president deranged for crashing our economy, destroying $6 trillion of wealth and turning our 401(k) Into a 201 (K). And the press has the right to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico.
April 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Raskin: We even have the right to call the president deranged for crashing our economy, destroying $6 trillion of wealth and turning our 401(k) Into a 201 (K). And the press has the right to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico.
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Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials. Imagine if I had said to law firms that you will not be allowed into government buildings.
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
April 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials. Imagine if I had said to law firms that you will not be allowed into government buildings.
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
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Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
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a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
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They bought votes and still lost.
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They bought votes and still lost.
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Ashley St. Clair, the mother of Elon Musk’s 13th child, responds to his post.
This comes after she says she was forced to sell the Tesla he gifted her because he had cut child support significantly.
This comes after she says she was forced to sell the Tesla he gifted her because he had cut child support significantly.
March 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ashley St. Clair, the mother of Elon Musk’s 13th child, responds to his post.
This comes after she says she was forced to sell the Tesla he gifted her because he had cut child support significantly.
This comes after she says she was forced to sell the Tesla he gifted her because he had cut child support significantly.
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Massive TDOV rally expected today from 4:00-6:00 at the National Mall between 3rd and 4th streets.
Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.
www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...
Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.
www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...
‘We are not going anywhere’: Transgender Day of Visibility Rally to be held on National Mall
WASHINGTON (DC News Now) — The Christopher Street Project is inviting everybody to its Transgender Day of Visibility Rally on Monday. The rally will be held at the National Mall between 3rd a…
www.dcnewsnow.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Massive TDOV rally expected today from 4:00-6:00 at the National Mall between 3rd and 4th streets.
Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.
www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...
Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.
www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...
I just want another dating/life sim like "I Was a Teenage Excolonist"
I don't want a visual novel, I want challenge and stat management. The added card game elements are beautiful (and optional). Replayability.
Nothing wrong with a visual novel, but that form of media is so saturated.
I don't want a visual novel, I want challenge and stat management. The added card game elements are beautiful (and optional). Replayability.
Nothing wrong with a visual novel, but that form of media is so saturated.
>looking at a new ironic western romance game
>ask the devs if their game is a visual novel or a dating sim
>they don’t understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is a visual novel and what is a dating sim
>they laugh and say, “It’s a good game ma’am”
>buy the game
>its a visual novel
>ask the devs if their game is a visual novel or a dating sim
>they don’t understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is a visual novel and what is a dating sim
>they laugh and say, “It’s a good game ma’am”
>buy the game
>its a visual novel
March 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just want another dating/life sim like "I Was a Teenage Excolonist"
I don't want a visual novel, I want challenge and stat management. The added card game elements are beautiful (and optional). Replayability.
Nothing wrong with a visual novel, but that form of media is so saturated.
I don't want a visual novel, I want challenge and stat management. The added card game elements are beautiful (and optional). Replayability.
Nothing wrong with a visual novel, but that form of media is so saturated.
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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
theonion.com/tiger-w...
theonion.com/tiger-w...
Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]
theonion.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
theonion.com/tiger-w...
theonion.com/tiger-w...
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thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
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Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States:
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
March 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States:
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.
A huge upset victory for the Democrats.
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March 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM