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Maugrim
@captainmaugrim.bsky.social
Captain of the Queen's secret police.

Likes: Snow, statues, belly rubs
Dislikes: Lions, Sons of Adam, Daughters of Eve
These republicans are fuckin' assholes, huh?
July 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"That's cute." - Sunita Williams
April 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So sassy. It's like Bowen Yang's old character come to life.
April 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"
‘We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold’
March 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What a fucking moron.
oh my god -- Comer thinks "editorial standards" literally refers to standards for editorials and is corrected by the NPR head
March 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If there are Democratic Senators who plan on voting for the GOP budget, other than Fetterman and Schumer, they should say so now and articulate their reasoning.

Elected officials should not hide their intentions from their own constituents.
March 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fuckin' A, Nancy.
Extraordinary moment — Nancy Pelosi issues a statement calling on Democratic senators to reject the House funding bill, i.e. to defy Chuck Schumer.

"Democratic senators should listen to the women," she says, referring to Murray/DeLauro who want a 1-month stopgap bill instead.
March 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@schumer.senate.gov vote NO! We don't want this. Shut it down.
Resistance is working!

Keep calling and pressuring Schumer
@schumer.senate.gov to do the right thing for Americans.

Play ball, Chuck, and read the damn room for once!
KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.

Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.

Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yes. Yes, it does.
My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Last night every single Republican voted NO to protect Medicaid and to ensure kids are fed.

Every. Single. One.
March 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov
This is NOT the time to play ball with fascists (it's never the time for that). Shut it down. Do not give in. We need to hurt. Even though I am a federal employee, enough is enough. Take heart. Have courage. Shut it down.
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Fuck Tesla!
March 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
But they DO spend $8,000,000 a day on Elon's contracts.
sh*t that ain't true

"the government spent $8,000,000 studying 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 mice"

Nope.

The study was on 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙘 mice

Such studies are party of research in Cancer, Alzheimer's, etc

But apparently Trump, Musk & their twentysomething kiddie hackers can't read
March 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
She's a fucking savage.
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu at the House hearing on sanctuary cities:

“If you wanted to make us safe, pass gun reforms, stop cutting Medicaid, stop cutting cancer research, stop cutting funds for veterans. That is what will make our city safe.”
Democratic Mayor Rips Republicans for Failure to Keep America Safe
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu confronted Republicans after being called to testify in a hearing on sanctuary cities.
newrepublic.com
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's 1984, folks, and not in a good way. Double-think, bitches!
What they really mean is we don’t want our employees to know what’s going on in the real world and get any smart ideas! We like to keep our staff dumb and compliant . Rise up people !!!! Fight back!!! Share all the real stories !! Let the world know you are fighting!!
NEW: The Social Security Administration says employees can no longer read news websites on work devices.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
God fucking damnit. Shut it the fuck down!
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM