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Captainmatz
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Dad, writer of UX content & sometimes other things. Long-suffering Leafs fan. A sovereign Canada forever and Trump can go fuck himself. Please don't DM me unless getting blocked is your thing. 🇨🇦
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We truly are in the dumbest timeline. Time Magazine needs to stop letting AI write its "news."

#Timemagazine #USA #Canada #CBC #Beaverton

'Made-up quote' in Canadian sa...
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'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Poilievre running through the populist playbook and spouting more BS.

#Canada #Poilievre #CDNpolitics

Poilievre claims Christians 'm...
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Poilievre claims Christians 'may be the number 1' victims of hate-based violence | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre said Monday that Christians and their places of worship are being targeted and, if elected, he will crack down on religion-based hate.
www.cbc.ca
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?

Yeah, me neither.

#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
His corporate owner and developer buddies don't care about work-life balance, so they tell Doug Ford to do something about it.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford urges municipalities to end remote work share.google/qcKSv14xXB1T...
Premier Ford urges Ontario municipalities to bring workers back to the office five days a week
Premier Doug Ford is urging more Ontario municipalities to put an end to remote work and bring staff back to the office five days a week.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
captainmatz.bsky.social
A few assholes can make more money, all at the expense of cooking our planet.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Republicans who backed Trump’s anti-environment bill have accepted over $105m from big oil
The One Big Beautiful Bill Act includes billions of dollars in giveaways to fossil fuel companies and their executives
www.theguardian.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Another example of Trump's fascist bullshit taking root in Alberta.

#trump #fucktrump #alberta #canada

Girls' softball was an inclusi...
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Girls' softball was an inclusive sport in Alberta. For this teen, a new law could end that | CBC News
A 15-year-old Alberta athlete says they just played what they believe to be their last competitive softball game, as the province's law bans players assigned male at birth from playing in women's team...
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July 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Mount Rapemore

#epsteinfiles #trump #epstein
Image of Mount Rushmore but the faces have been replaced with Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Cosby, Matt Gaetz and Diddy.
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Why is the CBC giving a voice to this?

#CBC #Canada

I can't forget Canada froze ba...
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FIRST PERSON | I was proud to be Canadian. Now, I support separatism for Alberta | CBC News
Calgary resident Gord Larson supports the separatist movement in Alberta. But that wasn’t always the case. When the trucker convoy and other protesters first set out to get the attention of Ottawa, he...
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July 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
What the hell is Dementia Donald going on about? Is Jamie another porn star he subjected himself to?

#trump #maga #fucktrump #whoisjamie
A donald Trump truth social post going on about someone named Jamie, but no explanation of who Jamie is.
June 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Keep simping for those billionaires, MAGA.

Amazon Orders 350,000 Employees To Relocate Or Resign Without Severance share.google/4EYiVOcXmWRZ...
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June 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Good thing Pete Hegseth works in a building named for its shape so his dumb, drunk ass can find it.
June 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Get ready, USA, this fascist crap is right around the corner for you...

#USA #MAGA #Trump #fuckTrump #nokings
Belarus activist imprisoned after trying to run for president released after serving 5 years | CBC News
Siarhei Tsikhanouski, a leading opposition figure in Belarus, was freed on Saturday after more than five years in prison, in the most significant move so far by President Alexander Lukashenko to try t...
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June 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
If the US Government is against it, then we must be doing something right.

#freepalestine

U.S. condemns Canada, 4 other ...
U.S. condemns Canada, 4 other nations over Israeli sanctions | CBC News
The United States has condemned Canada and four other countries for imposing sanctions on two Israeli cabinet ministers.
www.cbc.ca
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
captainmatz.bsky.social
In support of the victim in the Hockey Canada rape trial.
Sign the Petition
OPEN LETTER: In Support of E​.​M.
www.change.org
June 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Why is Donald "can't form a coherent thought" Trump so concerned? Didn't he say Biden was a clone?

#trump #maga #fucktrump
Trump orders a review of Biden White House, citing political rival's 'cognitive decline' | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump has directed his administration to investigate Joe Biden's actions as president, alleging aides masked his predecessor's "cognitive decline" and casting doubts on the legit...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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🏳️‍🌈 Pride or die 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Here's a ceasefire plan... How about Russia just fucks off?

#russia #Ukraine #slavaUkraini
May 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Canadians rejoice!
I WON'T BE THERE [AT UFC 315]. I DON'T GO TO CANADA ANYMORE, I DON'T. I'D RATHER GO TO RUSSIA.
May 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Anyone else find it creepy when rapist Donald Trump uses the word "cherish"?

"Greenland is a very small amount of people, which we’ll take care of, and we’ll cherish them, and all of that."

#trump #fucktrump #maga #greenland
May 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
Keep killing the planet so a few old assholes can make more money before they die off.

#fucktrump #climatechange #USA #bigoil #eattherich
Trump administration dismisses nearly 400 scientists working on congressionally mandated national climate report
The National Climate Assessment, a major publication produced every four years that summarizes the impacts of climate change in the U.S., is scheduled for publication in 2027.
www.cbsnews.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
captainmatz.bsky.social
With the election over, I'm thrilled that Canada can now begin the serious decoupling from economic integration with the US. We need to fully stand on our own.

#canada #election #USA
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM