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Captainmatz
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Dad, writer of UX content & sometimes other things. Long-suffering Leafs fan. A sovereign Canada forever and Trump can go fuck himself. Please don't DM me unless getting blocked is your thing. 🇨🇦
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Mount Rapemore

#epsteinfiles #trump #epstein
Image of Mount Rushmore but the faces have been replaced with Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Cosby, Matt Gaetz and Diddy.
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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What the hell is Dementia Donald going on about? Is Jamie another porn star he subjected himself to?

#trump #maga #fucktrump #whoisjamie
A donald Trump truth social post going on about someone named Jamie, but no explanation of who Jamie is.
June 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Two assholes, one lemon.
Musk and Trump in a Tesla thinking they're owning the libs.
March 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Need aluminum, Donald? Good luck with that.

#canada #trump #tariffs

Ctedit: Visual Capitalist
In 2024, the nation’s primary aluminum production totaled around 678,000 metric tons, the energy cost of which would have been around 10 million megawatt-hours—around the Hoover Dams’ annual electricity production. However, the U.S. imported 2.7 million metric tons of Canadian aluminum in 2024. So, what would the energy needs be if the U.S. were to onshore all Canadian aluminum it imports? If the U.S. were to onshore all 2.7 million metric tons of Canadian aluminum it imported in 2024, the energy requirement would skyrocket to over 40 million megawatt-hours of electricity. This is nearly four and a half times the annual electricity production of the Hoover Dam, enough to power 460 data centers or the entire state of Nevada for a year.
March 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Jean Chrétien is at the CAN/USA game. We need him on the ice giving out the old Shawinigan Handshake.

#canada #hockey #4nations
Jean Chrétien giving a protester the Shawinigan Handshake in 1996.
February 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Trump isn't smart enough to know how stupid he is.

Thank you, le journal de montrēal.
Cover of le journal de montreal showing Trump with the headline "stupid."
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Because of course Trump's original pick for AG is too stupid to file a motion correctly.
Gaetz and Trump are both human garbage. #gaetz #trump
Shortly after he filed the emergency motion, the clerk for the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia posted a note online telling him he had filed it improperly, The New York Times reported, and the report was released about an hour later.
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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No, Donald, you dumb fuck, we don't. #fucktrump #trump
Headline saying Donald Trump claims many Canadians want Canada to become the 51st state.
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons saying "Me fail English, that's unpossible."
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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Willow in the window! #cats #blackcats #pets
Black cat, Willow, sitting in front of a window.
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM