Captainmatz
@captainmatz.bsky.social
Dad, writer of UX content & sometimes other things. Long-suffering Leafs fan. A sovereign Canada forever and Trump can go fuck himself. Please don't DM me unless getting blocked is your thing. 🇨🇦
Somebody has to pay for that iron lung!
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Somebody has to pay for that iron lung!
Because it was awesome to watch at my 10th birthday!
August 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Because it was awesome to watch at my 10th birthday!
Now this is a Jesus I can believe in!
August 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Now this is a Jesus I can believe in!
Looks like shit. And that door is ugly, too!
August 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Looks like shit. And that door is ugly, too!
Hahaha! She owns him.
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hahaha! She owns him.
Oh, I think there's an obvious explanation.
August 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh, I think there's an obvious explanation.
We stopped caring about you a while back, pedo.
August 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We stopped caring about you a while back, pedo.
Upsetting that dirtbag is a badge of honour.
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Upsetting that dirtbag is a badge of honour.
Another MAGA tantrum.
July 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Another MAGA tantrum.
Kindness and decency are NOT Christian values because it takes time away from pretending you're better than everyone else.
July 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Kindness and decency are NOT Christian values because it takes time away from pretending you're better than everyone else.
And CBS is the latest to bend the knee to a fascist paedophile.
July 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And CBS is the latest to bend the knee to a fascist paedophile.
Ew, we don't want that MAGA trash here either!
July 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ew, we don't want that MAGA trash here either!
Sounds like a challenge to beat this number in Q3!
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sounds like a challenge to beat this number in Q3!
When a brain-dead fascist hates you, you're doing something right.
July 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When a brain-dead fascist hates you, you're doing something right.
Make tanking the economy great again.
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Make tanking the economy great again.
Finish your mush and go back to bed, Donald. You don't look well.
July 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Finish your mush and go back to bed, Donald. You don't look well.