Superman’s Pal, Andrew Carten
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What are we, some kind of Andrew’s bio? he/him/his
A statistically average week for the most part
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A statistically average week for the most part
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defending the pedophilia president and being pro trans is the same to this guy it’s just absurd
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher bashed both Democrats and Republicans during a CNN interview on Sunday, saying Republicans like Trump go "too far" while Dems push "revolutionaries"
The post Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
defending the pedophilia president and being pro trans is the same to this guy it’s just absurd
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
I’ve been super busy this weekend so I completely forgot to do this on Friday
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’ve been super busy this weekend so I completely forgot to do this on Friday
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the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
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Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.
October 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.
My biggest conspiracy theory is that the concept of people using lotion to masturbate was created by lotion companies to sell lotion to a wider demographic
October 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My biggest conspiracy theory is that the concept of people using lotion to masturbate was created by lotion companies to sell lotion to a wider demographic
“No babe, yours is perfect! The big ones scare me” - her after seeing my credit score
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“No babe, yours is perfect! The big ones scare me” - her after seeing my credit score
Can you guess which one of these was kinda sorta a date night movie?
September 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can you guess which one of these was kinda sorta a date night movie?