capsicle1215.bsky.social
@capsicle1215.bsky.social
Snow in the Florida panhandle 🥶
January 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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7th grade boys make “awkward” guestures.

53-year-old fascists make “Sieg Heil” guestures.
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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This ~ 💯%
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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So let me get this straight.

If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.

But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?

Got it.
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Me everyday, for the next 4+ years:
November 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 1:16 PM