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f everyone in a position of power who isn't screaming at the top of their lungs
April 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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muellershewrote.com
Over an hour late, and noncompliant.
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · Apr 14
NEW: The government has filed its status update in the Abrego Garcia case. It says DHS does not have the authority to “forcibly extract an alien from the domestic custody of a foreign sovereign nation” and quotes Bukele’s comments during his meeting with Trump today:
Abrego Garcia appealed. See Declaration of Evan C. Katz, Abrego Garcia v. Noem, No. 8:25-cv- 00951-PX (D. Md. Apr. 13, 2025), ECF No. 64 1 6. 6. Abrego Garcia was ordered removed by an Immigration Judge. He was also granted withholding of removal by an Immigration Judge. Abrego Garcia is no longer eligible for withholding of removal because of his membership in MS-13, which is now a designated foreign terrorist organization. See Declaration of Evan C. Katz, Abrego Garcia v. Noem, No. 8:25-cv- 00951-PX (D. Md. Apr. 13, 2025), ECF No. 6417. 7.1 DHS has established processes for taking steps to remove domestic obstacles that would otherwise prevent an alien from lawfully entering the United States. DHS does not have authority to forcibly extract an alien from the domestic custody of a foreign sovereign nation. I am aware that the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, was in Washington, D.C. today to meet with President Donald Trump. President Bukele and President Trump held a bilateral summit at the White House this morning. 9. I understand that, in response to a question regarding Abrego Garcia, President Bukele said, "I hope you're not suggesting that I smuggle a terrorist into the United States. How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous." A video of the meeting here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhY79kjmhh4.
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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feeling sea-worthy? come hang out with @tcwtmedia.bsky.social tonight and dig into episode 3 of our series on the Zizian Cult. www.youtube.com/live/5XiGBPm...
Zizan Cult Unveiled: The Rationalist "Rat Fleet"
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March 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Come hang out www.youtube.com/live/etVO1ES...
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Ok I was really psyched to see Serena but imagine if E Jean Carroll had also been c walking on the other side of the stage
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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katiephang.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
How does the news just keep getting more and more outlandishly depressing? Oh wait I know.
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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alliegoertz.bsky.social
My video for March of the Pigs drops tomorrow at 9:09am PST. Now doesnt that make you feel better? youtu.be/WmlKjPNCZ6M
March of the Pigs (NIN cover)
YouTube video by Allie Goertz
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January 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
Can it speed up please and thank you
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Sucks when people take your stuff and use it to make their stuff and don’t pay for it, eh?
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
Trying to convince my republican father that they’re going to deport his Havanese
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
My mom asked if I’d seen a “magic stick” in the kitchen and for some reason got mad when I told her 50 cent has the magic stick
January 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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connorratliff.bsky.social
FYI, we are only $2661 away from beating our previous GLTS fundraising record, and you can still donate!

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The whole 13.5+ hour stream will be on YouTube soon!
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
Staying with my parents is a great opportunity to add to my years old but very short list of pbs news hour correspondents as food puns
January 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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contrapoints.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
capncorkscrew.bsky.social
When you’re trying to figure out which Sanrio dog looks like your parents’ dog and you meet Peter Davis
January 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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parsnip.bsky.social
we must remember anita bryant as she lived
four grainy, desaturated old video stills, first a conservatively styled woman with red hair smiling at the camera, second a hand reaching into the frame to slam a pie in her face, third a man holding his hands up looking grim, fourth the woman again with her head in her hands, full of pie
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Sorry I can’t make it I’m listening to nine inch nails in a hot tub
December 12, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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takomatorch.bsky.social
Only the 2nd most famous convict spotted at a McDonald's this year
Orange clown working the fry machine
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM