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Raspberries!
f everyone in a position of power who isn't screaming at the top of their lungs
April 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Over an hour late, and noncompliant.
NEW: The government has filed its status update in the Abrego Garcia case. It says DHS does not have the authority to “forcibly extract an alien from the domestic custody of a foreign sovereign nation” and quotes Bukele’s comments during his meeting with Trump today:
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
feeling sea-worthy? come hang out with @tcwtmedia.bsky.social tonight and dig into episode 3 of our series on the Zizian Cult. www.youtube.com/live/5XiGBPm...
Zizan Cult Unveiled: The Rationalist "Rat Fleet"
YouTube video by True Crime & Wine Time
www.youtube.com
March 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ok I was really psyched to see Serena but imagine if E Jean Carroll had also been c walking on the other side of the stage
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
How does the news just keep getting more and more outlandishly depressing? Oh wait I know.
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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My video for March of the Pigs drops tomorrow at 9:09am PST. Now doesnt that make you feel better? youtu.be/WmlKjPNCZ6M
March of the Pigs (NIN cover)
YouTube video by Allie Goertz
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can it speed up please and thank you
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Sucks when people take your stuff and use it to make their stuff and don’t pay for it, eh?
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Trying to convince my republican father that they’re going to deport his Havanese
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My mom asked if I’d seen a “magic stick” in the kitchen and for some reason got mad when I told her 50 cent has the magic stick
January 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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FYI, we are only $2661 away from beating our previous GLTS fundraising record, and you can still donate!

bit.ly/gltsfire

The whole 13.5+ hour stream will be on YouTube soon!
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Staying with my parents is a great opportunity to add to my years old but very short list of pbs news hour correspondents as food puns
January 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When you’re trying to figure out which Sanrio dog looks like your parents’ dog and you meet Peter Davis
January 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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we must remember anita bryant as she lived
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
December 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Sorry I can’t make it I’m listening to nine inch nails in a hot tub
December 12, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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Only the 2nd most famous convict spotted at a McDonald's this year
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM