Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.

new button for github issues

do the other bees like Buzz the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. is he their Dolly Parton. or is it more of a musk situation

COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance

Just unironically said "I've been getting really into spreadsheets lately" to a coworker.

i've been around long enough to witness the hehe/haha to lol/lmao pipeline firsthand

[Guy who invented USB-C]
What if there was a technical standard where the connector would physically fit but you could never be sure whether the cable would work with whatever device you plug it into?

Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.

i'm not trying to be rude but every single post on this app is about stardew valley