🍰🍓🎀 Molly 🎀 🍓🍰
@cantpopdismolly.bsky.social
California ⭐️ proud “childless cat lady” with ADHD 🐱🦋 meme queen 👸🏻 Disney dork 🏰 music nerd 🎼 cinema geek 🎥 retro gamer 👾 SpongeBob fan 🏝 4th-gen Chicana 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Merry Christmas everyone!!! Whether you guys are friends, family, or social media buddies, you all mean the world to me!
a group of cartoon characters singing merry christmas with a christmas tree in the background
ALT: a group of cartoon characters singing merry christmas with a christmas tree in the background
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December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!!! Whether you guys are friends, family, or social media buddies, you all mean the world to me!
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
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If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
Hot take: Majority of the time, covers of traditional Christmas jazz or pop standards are just terrible. Examples are Wham’s “Last Christmas” and Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby”. The originals are ICONIC! Every time I hear a cover, ANY cover, it just feels… empty.
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hot take: Majority of the time, covers of traditional Christmas jazz or pop standards are just terrible. Examples are Wham’s “Last Christmas” and Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby”. The originals are ICONIC! Every time I hear a cover, ANY cover, it just feels… empty.
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Christmas Eve activities for a billionaire
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Christmas Eve activities for a billionaire
I just saw a Proactiv commercial. It’s 2025. I forgot they still existed
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just saw a Proactiv commercial. It’s 2025. I forgot they still existed
What is the French equivalent of a weeaboo? Genuinely curious about this because with people obsessed with Japanese culture, you got your weeaboos. With people obsessed with British culture, you got teaboos. But what is it for French culture?
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What is the French equivalent of a weeaboo? Genuinely curious about this because with people obsessed with Japanese culture, you got your weeaboos. With people obsessed with British culture, you got teaboos. But what is it for French culture?
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Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.”
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
a black and white bird is standing in the grass
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April 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.”
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
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That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
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"Hey, look America, I just pulled 'Many legal scholars' out of my butt."
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Hey, look America, I just pulled 'Many legal scholars' out of my butt."
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
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Movie night with the fam… This movies is amazing!
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Movie night with the fam… This movies is amazing!
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Look at this monster on my bed
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Look at this monster on my bed
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Uni melted on his dad’s lap today… the softest Uni
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Uni melted on his dad’s lap today… the softest Uni
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People be like “why is downtown dead” as if it doesn’t have some of the worst curb cuts in the city
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
People be like “why is downtown dead” as if it doesn’t have some of the worst curb cuts in the city
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Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
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"When businessmen boast of the capital they possess, in reality they are boasting that they have gained control of a vast pool of the labour of previous generations" - Chris Harman
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"When businessmen boast of the capital they possess, in reality they are boasting that they have gained control of a vast pool of the labour of previous generations" - Chris Harman
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I take back every single time I said Bay Area and LA drivers are crazy. Y’all actually follow the rules and understand how traffic works! It’s the Sacramento drivers who are out for blood!
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I take back every single time I said Bay Area and LA drivers are crazy. Y’all actually follow the rules and understand how traffic works! It’s the Sacramento drivers who are out for blood!
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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