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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp
What the hell. Did the campaign finally work?
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What the hell. Did the campaign finally work?
Cone has been shed. We are now wearing the yellow practice jersey.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Cone has been shed. We are now wearing the yellow practice jersey.
I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.
Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
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"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
From @canesstats.bsky.social
"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.
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our cries are being heard!! keep it up caniacs!! frontofficesports.com/canes-fans-p...
Buzz of Hockey Canada 5 Signings Provoke Backlash in Carolina
A group of Carolina fans are threatening to cancel season tickets if the team signs any of the players acquitted of sexual assault in July.
frontofficesports.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
our cries are being heard!! keep it up caniacs!! frontofficesports.com/canes-fans-p...
Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.
All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.
All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.
September 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.
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@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.
Fucking stupid
September 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fucking stupid
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Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back
Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
September 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
August 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
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Where Is Caroline?
Whereiscaroline.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM