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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp
Cone has been shed. We are now wearing the yellow practice jersey.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Cone has been shed. We are now wearing the yellow practice jersey.
I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.
Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.
Here's Wonderwall
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Here's Wonderwall
Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
September 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
August 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is my favorite tweet of all-time
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is my favorite tweet of all-time
My favorite thing is when I block an account and they're like "no clue why 🤷♂️🤷♂️" and then a bunch of the biggest losers I've already blocked come out of the woodwork crying about being blocked lol.
July 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My favorite thing is when I block an account and they're like "no clue why 🤷♂️🤷♂️" and then a bunch of the biggest losers I've already blocked come out of the woodwork crying about being blocked lol.
These guys will always be fucking losers.
July 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
These guys will always be fucking losers.
