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@callwanker.bsky.social
🎶 The light at the end of the tunnel, is the light from an oncoming train.🎶
@kentwix.bsky.social they've got that Mode at the BBC on again. What's their song I can't BELIEVE you don't like?
March 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
People I always wonder what they're doing for #NewYear no 27
That woman who shit herself while in a hottub with her friends.
December 31, 2024 at 10:41 PM
#happynewyear for tomorrow everyone.
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Just joined a Warhammer 40K toys group on Facebook.
I'm 50 next year.
December 6, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I had a dream last night that a lady with a ludicrously Scandinavian accent was narrating a wildlife documentary. She was either Bjork or Greta wassername, or perhaps both.
November 21, 2024 at 8:48 AM
That I was responsible for organising organising a big punch up at Port Vale v Luton despite being in London at the time...
What's the best/weirdest/juiciest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?

Mine: that I was having an affair with my boss.
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I know its cool to dunk on twitter here, but fucks sake... Every other post on there has American blue tick alt right weirdos commenting 'Teh UK hAs fALLEn To coMMUnIsm'.
November 16, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Trolley collector at Tesco
2. Painter and Decorator apprentice
3. Order picker
4. Forklift driver
5. Machinist at a firewood factory
6. Operator mechanic in RN
7. Driver for a builders merchant
8 Media salesman
Sakes.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now

1. Librarian
2. Children’s book illustrator
3. Bookseller
4. Warehouse delivery unpacker
5. Proofreader for a vanity publishing house
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Telesales
2. Purveyor of fraudulent art (I didn't know it at the time)
3. Selling key insurance (literally insurance for your keys)
4. Sandwich delivery driver
5. Selling ads to Russian farmers (I lasted a morning)
November 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
First Gig - some rubbish local Heavy Metal band
Last Gig- the Devout (Depeche Mode tribute)
Next Gig - Front 242
First Gig - Oasis
Last Gig - Human League
Next Gig - Courteeners
First gig. De La Soul
Last gig. Pet Shop Boys
Next gig. Nas
November 13, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Calling strangers a nonce.
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Put 'writing' down on here as an interest and not 'sport' so now I have a timeline full of 45 yr old sixth formers trying to impress each other with how erudite they are and no football #bantz at all.
November 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Not all fucking Americans on here is it?
November 12, 2024 at 12:29 PM