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callwanker.bsky.social
@callwanker.bsky.social
🎶 The light at the end of the tunnel, is the light from an oncoming train.🎶
Yeah, 1st week we had our dog, she attacked and seriously injured our neighbour's little shit of a Dog costing ME 200 quid in vet bills and dragged my Mrs on her arse causing her to slip a disk. But sure, worrying about what a cat might do must be awful. 🙄
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
SPUTTERS IN DISGUST
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Go see the Devout.
As good as seeing the real thing. Trust me.https://depechemodetribute.co.uk/live-gigs-tickets/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2DZeiA-q7Ge-O4sKeoZt69ZHvpZXND9O1sNvmU6nzCBXg7dhRJQ0ARDLA_aem_av2j88Lvp1f6lmjyaG0DKw
March 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bless. The lanky fucking wank needs to have a good look in the mirror and realise he'd be up against the wall in the 4th reich.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Literally nobody famous came to our school. Paula Radcliffe was a couple of years above me though. Her brother fainted in a sex education class, the fucking melt.
January 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
No he's a weegie and, of course, a fucking HUN.
January 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
January 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When, like me, you've got an Italian mum - NOTHING shop bought has enough salt in it.
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Watershed moment for modern rnb that IMHO.
January 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If I find the cunt who came up with the instructions on how to block a meta quest headset via the parent controls- they're getting fucking SLICED.
January 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
BobbyHollow from Scavenger's King of the Hill.
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Same. Nobody gave me 6 million quid in 1988 when I put a Jaffa cake in the mouth of the lion's head we had mounted on the wall of our school* assembly hall.

*STATE school too
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
SNUUR
November 21, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Not a surprise given the 'old days used to be best' attitude of a lot of people.
That's right kids, in the 'good old days' all of those things were state run.
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The main thing that bothers me isn't how right wing it is - you're always going to get that, it's the out and out nazis and other pond life who've scuttled back on there since that prick took over, who don't get challenged by the admin.
November 16, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I've been to a lunchtime kick off boxing day game at Priestfield. You can have that story for free.
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
This is absolutely about ex Square mile cunts having to pay tax on their retirement investments rather than going after some 10th gen sheep farmer in the dales.
November 14, 2024 at 5:40 PM