Blueskypated
@calledrabbit.bsky.social
Not the old-fascist type.
Tuna of the Land. Billion dollar idea.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tuna of the Land. Billion dollar idea.
Hi sharks, I’m asking for $20,000 for a 0% stake in my business of owning every @farmriooficial.bsky.social dress and sweater…
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hi sharks, I’m asking for $20,000 for a 0% stake in my business of owning every @farmriooficial.bsky.social dress and sweater…
“Will you still like me if I sing Sugar Ray at karaoke?”
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“Will you still like me if I sing Sugar Ray at karaoke?”
My Jedi name is Quinine Gin.
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My Jedi name is Quinine Gin.
Frances McDormand is the Meryl Streep of acting.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Frances McDormand is the Meryl Streep of acting.
Today I’m asking the important questions, like “how many pairs of earrings is too many pairs of earrings to bring for three nights of camping?”
I think nine starts to push it.
I think nine starts to push it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Today I’m asking the important questions, like “how many pairs of earrings is too many pairs of earrings to bring for three nights of camping?”
I think nine starts to push it.
I think nine starts to push it.
You can never fail if you never stop trying. BRB, gotta scream some stuff at the sunset.
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You can never fail if you never stop trying. BRB, gotta scream some stuff at the sunset.
Anyone who is as immature as I am should immediately look up the population of North Korea on Wikipedia.
August 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Anyone who is as immature as I am should immediately look up the population of North Korea on Wikipedia.
Tomorrow is my brother’s birthday, but today my brother died. What a weird day. What a strange feeling.
August 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Tomorrow is my brother’s birthday, but today my brother died. What a weird day. What a strange feeling.
The actual best Ozzy Osbourne moment, no matter what anyone else says.
Ozzy Pours The Perfect O.J.
YouTube video by M. Revolver
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The actual best Ozzy Osbourne moment, no matter what anyone else says.
All I’m saying is that everything has been kind of downhill for this country since tutti frutti stopped being used as a flavor.
July 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All I’m saying is that everything has been kind of downhill for this country since tutti frutti stopped being used as a flavor.
I just found out my brain has a nihilism setting! Cool!
July 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just found out my brain has a nihilism setting! Cool!
I think the lady from the Capital One commercial is proposing a threesome and I kind of want to see where it goes.
June 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I think the lady from the Capital One commercial is proposing a threesome and I kind of want to see where it goes.
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I love my student body president lawyer so much
“I’m a lawyer and I’m going to give you the legal term for what’s happening: It’s fucking ridiculous.” @zellnor.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love my student body president lawyer so much
I just said “check out this Kurt Braunohler looking motherfucker” on the street about Kurt Braunohler, so that’s how my Friday is going.
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I just said “check out this Kurt Braunohler looking motherfucker” on the street about Kurt Braunohler, so that’s how my Friday is going.
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“I think his legacy is not going to be an EV or putting rockets into space. I think it’s going to be unnecessary death, disease & disability.
That's not what it means to be an innovator, that's not what it means to be an American, that's not what it means to be a man"
~Scott Galloway
#ElonMusk
That's not what it means to be an innovator, that's not what it means to be an American, that's not what it means to be a man"
~Scott Galloway
#ElonMusk
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“I think his legacy is not going to be an EV or putting rockets into space. I think it’s going to be unnecessary death, disease & disability.
That's not what it means to be an innovator, that's not what it means to be an American, that's not what it means to be a man"
~Scott Galloway
#ElonMusk
That's not what it means to be an innovator, that's not what it means to be an American, that's not what it means to be a man"
~Scott Galloway
#ElonMusk
A fun fact about me is I live in a house with a pond in the backyard.
May 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A fun fact about me is I live in a house with a pond in the backyard.
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Just a reminder to iPhone users : If you see a cop, reach into your pocket/purse and squeeze your phone for three seconds to disable FaceID.
May 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just a reminder to iPhone users : If you see a cop, reach into your pocket/purse and squeeze your phone for three seconds to disable FaceID.
Three day ban from Reddit for suggesting we should kill Nazis. I’d do it again, too.
May 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Three day ban from Reddit for suggesting we should kill Nazis. I’d do it again, too.
Twitter has gone too far.
If you’d asked me five minutes ago I would have said there’s no wrong way to eat a croissant but
May 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Twitter has gone too far.
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic.
April 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic. All enemies foreign and domestic.
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Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.