@calebmess.bsky.social
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Maybe a bit on the nose that the Maduro perp walk literally tramples on the rule of law. Like literally. On a rug.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Maybe a bit on the nose that the Maduro perp walk literally tramples on the rule of law. Like literally. On a rug.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
Turns out we shouldn’t have reelected the formerly impeached president with direct links to the child rape rings
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Turns out we shouldn’t have reelected the formerly impeached president with direct links to the child rape rings
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going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
Twitter is down. What are idiots lying about over here.
March 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Twitter is down. What are idiots lying about over here.
Taking a shit so big that I don’t quit my job
January 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Taking a shit so big that I don’t quit my job
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jeff bezo for your crimes against the world you are sentence to retroactively look like a penis for the entirety of your life
January 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
jeff bezo for your crimes against the world you are sentence to retroactively look like a penis for the entirety of your life
Can’t stop calling this shit Bloosky since Gillis did it
January 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Can’t stop calling this shit Bloosky since Gillis did it
I do fear we’ve once again merged with the primary timeline (dreamt last night for the first time in years)
December 27, 2024 at 11:03 AM
I do fear we’ve once again merged with the primary timeline (dreamt last night for the first time in years)
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(showing up late to the party) wow this place fucking sucks. the vibes are bad. everyone having fun in here is fucking annoying. anyway, who wants to hang out
November 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
(showing up late to the party) wow this place fucking sucks. the vibes are bad. everyone having fun in here is fucking annoying. anyway, who wants to hang out
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Listen up newskies. We call them flarts here. Retweets are called flippin a jimbo. DM are BMs (blue messages not the other thing). When you reply you say you sucked them off 👍
November 11, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Listen up newskies. We call them flarts here. Retweets are called flippin a jimbo. DM are BMs (blue messages not the other thing). When you reply you say you sucked them off 👍
Big day for stupid people
November 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Big day for stupid people
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Let my wife fill out my ballot. This is her time. ❤️ 🤍 💙
And if anyone women are reading this, my DMs are open. Just please include a link to your most recent selfie so I know who I'm talking to.
And if anyone women are reading this, my DMs are open. Just please include a link to your most recent selfie so I know who I'm talking to.
November 3, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Let my wife fill out my ballot. This is her time. ❤️ 🤍 💙
And if anyone women are reading this, my DMs are open. Just please include a link to your most recent selfie so I know who I'm talking to.
And if anyone women are reading this, my DMs are open. Just please include a link to your most recent selfie so I know who I'm talking to.
You guys won’t believe this but there’s a big push for Trum happening on Twitter
October 29, 2024 at 1:14 PM
You guys won’t believe this but there’s a big push for Trum happening on Twitter
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Elon Musk has started taking The Substance but instead of making him cool, young, and hot, it gave him ozempic anus face and his veneers stink like an ape's wet gooch.
October 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Elon Musk has started taking The Substance but instead of making him cool, young, and hot, it gave him ozempic anus face and his veneers stink like an ape's wet gooch.
Hitting “Crab Walk” mode in my Hummer EV on the interstate and barrel rolling at 80 mph
October 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Hitting “Crab Walk” mode in my Hummer EV on the interstate and barrel rolling at 80 mph
Government in general 👎
October 17, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Government in general 👎
Trump (imo) bad
October 17, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Trump (imo) bad
Bitches be shoppin
October 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Bitches be shoppin
Yet another website to post my inane bullshit upon
October 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Yet another website to post my inane bullshit upon