🍉 Elyse 🍉
calawyn.bsky.social
🍉 Elyse 🍉
@calawyn.bsky.social
I hope the end of civilization as we know it is at least funny
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By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
God I cannot stand CM Punk. I have never gotten the appeal.
June 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Cry laughing
June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Y'all need to chill with the Kendrick vs Drake comparison, that's just mean to Kendrick. Neither Elon or Trump are smart enough to be the Kendrick
June 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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free-to-download poster for printing
sajan.itch.io/wizard-poster
June 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel like I need to stay off the internet tomorrow, there's only so much baby Yoda bullshit I can take
May 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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This woman is a hero.
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Art.
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Holy SHIT Tiffy #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Oh hell yeah
April 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
luciano pavarotti's voice can cure any ailment
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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it called fashion sweaty
February 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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#BHM and the artists are still giving you top tier creativity, tell your friends

go.bsky.app/14Zwkta
February 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
January 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,

NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off

Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory

Be an ally
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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My guinea pig Jolkien doing some heavy lifting over here. #pets
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watched the first ep of Squid Games 2, scariest part was that Dominos ad. I know capitalism subsumes all critiques, but does it have to be THAT on the nose?
December 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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That's me. I'm a crow.
November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Man Netflix isn't doing so hot for it's first big live event, I have had to refresh this women's match like 10 times already
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM