Caitrin
@caitrin1.bsky.social
Often called Mom, sometimes called Lilias. Newest recipient of the Most Creative Pumpkin award.
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the thing about Hegseth is he's a symbol of just how bad it is to have a guy who knows fuck-all about being President at the desk. everybody else around him is to some degree another Hegseth. Hegsethism is the ideology of this presidency. quick somebody commission me to write a study of Hegesethism
April 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the thing about Hegseth is he's a symbol of just how bad it is to have a guy who knows fuck-all about being President at the desk. everybody else around him is to some degree another Hegseth. Hegsethism is the ideology of this presidency. quick somebody commission me to write a study of Hegesethism
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american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
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Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
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a genuinely great line
Catching up on @strictscrutiny.bsky.social and the line he is “if a frat paddle became a real boy” made me guffaw. There is nothing funny about this incoming administration, so at least point out the absurd with wit and humor.
November 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
a genuinely great line
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This is what raw milk proponents look like to me
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
This is what raw milk proponents look like to me
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Anyway, it's not an echo chamber, it's a neighborhood cookout in my backyard. Everyone's invited and welcome, but the second you act like a shithead to me or our neighbors, I throw you over the fence into the gully.
November 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Anyway, it's not an echo chamber, it's a neighborhood cookout in my backyard. Everyone's invited and welcome, but the second you act like a shithead to me or our neighbors, I throw you over the fence into the gully.
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we rate dogs has made the jump. it's real now.
This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
we rate dogs has made the jump. it's real now.
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
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Have you heard The Good News? Have you heard about Bluesky?
November 12, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Have you heard The Good News? Have you heard about Bluesky?
I love this so much
The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I love this so much
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we live in a time of heroes and never forget it
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
we live in a time of heroes and never forget it
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I remember the horse senator? And did Caligula actually declare war on the ocean or was that me watching I, Claudius while stoned?
All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
November 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I remember the horse senator? And did Caligula actually declare war on the ocean or was that me watching I, Claudius while stoned?
Saw this on Reddit.
go.bsky.app/FojXegL
go.bsky.app/FojXegL
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Saw this on Reddit.
go.bsky.app/FojXegL
go.bsky.app/FojXegL
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The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.
November 13, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.
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is it really too much to ask for a video game that gives you an existential crisis and changes how you look at life?
November 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
is it really too much to ask for a video game that gives you an existential crisis and changes how you look at life?
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If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.
November 12, 2024 at 4:27 PM
If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.
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Actual John Green Alert
@hankgreen.bsky.social can you tell people that this is my bluesky? But only tell nerdfighteria and AFC Wimbledon fans. Thanks.
November 12, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Actual John Green Alert
