Caitlin
@caitiekookie.bsky.social
Mommy Long Legs
✨Artist✨Collector✨Famously Normal Person
She/Her 🩷💜💙
✨Artist✨Collector✨Famously Normal Person
She/Her 🩷💜💙
I might not be he, but i definitely am HIM 💅🏻💪🏻
March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I might not be he, but i definitely am HIM 💅🏻💪🏻
I’m so obsessed with this cropped hoodie it’s ridiculous 💖💖💖💖💅🏻💅🏻
March 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m so obsessed with this cropped hoodie it’s ridiculous 💖💖💖💖💅🏻💅🏻
So unfortunately they still haven’t found my waist 😔 but I’d like you inform you all the police WERE able to return my legs safely back to me this evening 🫂🩷🥹
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So unfortunately they still haven’t found my waist 😔 but I’d like you inform you all the police WERE able to return my legs safely back to me this evening 🫂🩷🥹
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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
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hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY
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January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY
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Reposting this from TikTok bc I low key ate
January 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Reposting this from TikTok bc I low key ate
Watching my HasanAbi edits that I saved from TikTok on my phone feels like when the power goes out so you have to whip out a candle and a book.
January 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Watching my HasanAbi edits that I saved from TikTok on my phone feels like when the power goes out so you have to whip out a candle and a book.
Don’t worry I saved them guys it’s ok 👍🏻
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Don’t worry I saved them guys it’s ok 👍🏻
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“Best way to get over a crush is to get to know him better” that means absolutely nothing to me I could fall in love with a wall if I stood in front of it for long enough I don’t think you get it. I don’t think you’re understanding how dire my situation is queen.
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 AM
“Best way to get over a crush is to get to know him better” that means absolutely nothing to me I could fall in love with a wall if I stood in front of it for long enough I don’t think you get it. I don’t think you’re understanding how dire my situation is queen.
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I love putting artist in my bio and then never doing art.
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I love putting artist in my bio and then never doing art.
I made this little TikTok bc I thought it was funny, but I forgot my silly Hasan tiktoks are cursed to get no motion so I’m going to go with the meta and hard pivot into thirst edits now
#hasanabigirliepopnation
#hasanabigirliepopnation
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I made this little TikTok bc I thought it was funny, but I forgot my silly Hasan tiktoks are cursed to get no motion so I’m going to go with the meta and hard pivot into thirst edits now
#hasanabigirliepopnation
#hasanabigirliepopnation
Just found this cute little Sakura Miku doodle I did a while back 💖
December 11, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Just found this cute little Sakura Miku doodle I did a while back 💖
If I see one more person tell a girl who’s 5’7/5’8 she’s not that tall I’m going to rip my hair out. The average height of a woman in the US is 5’3/5’4 so it would be like telling a dude who’s 6’2 or 6’3 he’s not really that tall.
As a tall queen myself (5’10) I want you to know I see you girlies.
As a tall queen myself (5’10) I want you to know I see you girlies.
December 10, 2024 at 8:03 PM
If I see one more person tell a girl who’s 5’7/5’8 she’s not that tall I’m going to rip my hair out. The average height of a woman in the US is 5’3/5’4 so it would be like telling a dude who’s 6’2 or 6’3 he’s not really that tall.
As a tall queen myself (5’10) I want you to know I see you girlies.
As a tall queen myself (5’10) I want you to know I see you girlies.
Clocking in yet again for my serving shift at the body factory 😔
These long hours can be really hard and taxing, but you have do it for the love of the job, yk?
These long hours can be really hard and taxing, but you have do it for the love of the job, yk?
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Clocking in yet again for my serving shift at the body factory 😔
These long hours can be really hard and taxing, but you have do it for the love of the job, yk?
These long hours can be really hard and taxing, but you have do it for the love of the job, yk?
As a woman on BlueSky the automod labeling system is my biggest op
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
As a woman on BlueSky the automod labeling system is my biggest op
I can not post a fit pic on here without it getting marked as adult content when I’m literally just rocking a 90’s low rise jean and whale tail combo.
Every time I post a fit pic the app has to slut shame me a bit for good measure bc I’m too hot.
Every time I post a fit pic the app has to slut shame me a bit for good measure bc I’m too hot.
December 3, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I can not post a fit pic on here without it getting marked as adult content when I’m literally just rocking a 90’s low rise jean and whale tail combo.
Every time I post a fit pic the app has to slut shame me a bit for good measure bc I’m too hot.
Every time I post a fit pic the app has to slut shame me a bit for good measure bc I’m too hot.
Just started working out again and pushing even further into my Mommy Era™️
December 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Just started working out again and pushing even further into my Mommy Era™️
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Don’t any of you ever say the word skeet to me
November 29, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Don’t any of you ever say the word skeet to me
Ok two god packs now is just silly also this was another toilet pack and now I will only be opening pocket packs on the toilet thank you
November 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Ok two god packs now is just silly also this was another toilet pack and now I will only be opening pocket packs on the toilet thank you
I’m done gatekeeping this screenshot from Hasan’s Alveus visit, it’s too cinematic
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I’m done gatekeeping this screenshot from Hasan’s Alveus visit, it’s too cinematic
Disgusting how the human body can be both hot and cold at the same time. What am I even supposed to do about this?
November 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Disgusting how the human body can be both hot and cold at the same time. What am I even supposed to do about this?