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Ah, shit. Here we go again.
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Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.
August 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Florida Panthers winning back to back Stanley Cups…we really are in the worst timeline 🫠
June 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#LoveIslandUSA Me to all the islanders that voted to save Huda:
June 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Countdown to October begins now #BreachTour
June 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I get why Amaya didn’t vote against Huda but also like…she can’t get mad at you if she’s not there anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️ #LoveIsland
June 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Charlie getting voted off of #LoveIsland was brutal and I am so mad lol
June 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I know there’s a lot of political things to discuss but my brain hurts so I want to talk about trashy reality tv
June 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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When nobody shows up to your birthday party
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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the convicted felon president wants to arrest our duly elected governor who has committed no crime. hail to the thief.
"I would do it if I were Tom. I think it's great" -- Trump endorses the arrest of Gov. Gavin Newsom
June 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Is this your king???
June 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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On Thursday the richest man in the world called his ex-bestie a pedophile.

On Friday that pedophile surged ICE raids in California.

On Saturday that pedophile deployed troops against Americans.

Pretty sus timing!
June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Pete Hegseth is now threatening to send the Marines into Los Angeles.

Make no mistake: this is a declaration of war against the United States.
June 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Kendrick DID say the revolution will be televised 🤷🏼‍♀️
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
KNIGHTER TO SEATTLE WHOA BABY
June 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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What's not being cut tells us everything about the new agenda
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Dear Members of the Press.
P0TUS bragging that his tariffs are "already" bringing TRILLIONS of $$ into the US.

Beyond the fact that it's not true, will you please ask him, "If that's so, then there's no need to even discuss cutting social services, medicine, education, air safety, etc etc. Right?"
May 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The entire point.
May 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A salmonella outbreak linked to cucumbers has sickened at least 45 people across 18 states, health officials said Friday and they warned that the number of people infected was likely higher.
Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Cucumbers Sickens 45 People
www.nytimes.com
May 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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*Raises hand*
May 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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One passed laws for your kids. The other passed his hat for your cash.
May 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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"In the broadest terms, the bill is an enormous upward transfer of wealth — perhaps the largest in history — taking from those with lower incomes and giving to the rich. And in its details there are dozens if not hundreds of blows to the economy." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
The Republican budget is an attack on the American economy
Everywhere you look, it delivers blows to America's economic future.
www.publicnotice.co
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM