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cactus!!! 🐦‍⬛ [read bio]
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call me fate or cactus! ⚝ minor ⚝ mutes mdni & blocks nsfw ⚝ no dms 20+!!! ⚝ don't really post on here ⚝ main --> pinterest.com/cactushaed

interests: crows/corvids, garfield, warrior cats, bsd, tbhk, pjsk, ddlc, spyxfam
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March 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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March 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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i’m literally obsessed #tbhk
February 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Nice try, snowflakes.
BBC Shuts Down Reports That They're Canceling 'Doctor Who' Due To 'Wokery' Backlash
Nice try, snowflakes.
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February 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Usher halftime show came and went...
Rih announced a pregnancy during hers and it lasted one business day...

We on Day 5 of heated discussion abt Kendrick's halftime show.

5.
Whole.
Days.
And.
Counting.

...but I'm supposed to believe it was trash.
February 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Google claims they removed several events from Google Calendar because maintaining their presence wasn't "sustainable"—but critics are crying foul.
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Mood: sensing some hostility in a bird's song
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Today I saw a crow in its underpants
#crow #cawmunity #corvid
February 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A lil kiss?
#spyxfamily #twiyor
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Q: Will Amirican bluesky have the same level of nincompoopery as Amirican twitter?

A:
WAIT ✋🏼 theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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So damn true 💯
November 27, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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“I DEMAND TO SMELL YOUR TEA.” My cats, every day.

“UGH GRODY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??” My cats, moments later every day.
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Ok. I got this goat outta my system #belphegor
December 1, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Helluva Boss: Mastermind spoilers warning
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The Seven Deadly Sins all revealed
November 29, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Gosh it’s very unreal to have Mastermind out in the world. I wrote this episode about 3 years ago now, we have been working on it for so long and I was anticipating it for so long it doesn’t feel real that it’s out fir real now 😭✨❤️
November 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Sorry but I'm 100% unsympathetic to Trump voters who will inevitably be harmed by the policies that Trump lied about. He's not a good liar. He's not smooth. He's not new here. You made a choice to believe him. You. chose. You chose him, and you know why you did. You shat in your bed, now lay in it.
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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If you are visiting relatives this week and are in a hotel, call down and tell them you dont need housekeeping to clean the room tomorrow. Help those housekeepers get back to their families an hour sooner on Turkey Day.
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me.

We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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She's a 10 but she's a creep

She's a weirdo

What the hell is she doing here
November 27, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Bluesky is truly having an incredible run as Threads' head of product
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM