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Sophie Lastname
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she/her. New Englander. engineer. filet o fish enjoyer. C++ enthusiast. I am the one for whom the bell tolls. 🏳️‍🌈
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Girls do NOT just wanna have fun. Girls also want fish and chips.
How do you decide which side of your nose to get pierced?
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dreaming about being roofied is Not Cool
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hanging out with my dad for only 1 weekend a year is not enough :(
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Key rings are sexist, you can't use them if you have literally any nails at all ever
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think I have read approximately 21 books in the last two months, is this a problem
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Saying “sorry I’m out of it today” as if iI’m not like this all the time is my favorite lie.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I accidentally put the toilet paper roll on backwards and when I just reached for it, I have never felt so betrayed, only to realize I did it to myself
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Why did I do this to myself
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
God it just feels like I'm underwater, there's way too much going on
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Felt cute, made avatar irl pic; might delete later
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can't recommend Haley Cass's books enough; she does such an excellent job of instilling true emotion in the reader. I just finished reading Forever And A Day and it had me crying for a good 45 minutes. Can't wait to read Midnight Rain.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to cope with having to go back to work tomorrow than to put on smooth jazz and read a book for 8 straight hours
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Normalize games having OpenDyslexic font available instead of their unreadable default fonts
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
God I love fish sandwiches 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think Thanksgiving is one of the only holidays where not being able to participate kinda doesn't suck. I don't want to hang out with most of my family, I don't want to eat turkey, I just want to sit and read a book and eat pretzels under a blanket and relax. A perfect day off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My toxic trait is walking into my office and saying "what's up chat"
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
like for a tbh type shit
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I love seeing videos of horses in houses because they always look so respectful and sweet
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Women and fish fear me
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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i’m tired of keepin real and being a gangster
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why do they want us dead :(
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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the bad part about being alive is there's never enough hot sauce
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM