No worries, my IRL HR also could never be HR if my situation is anything to go by. You sound perfectly qualified.

I uh... I have to wonder about the cover art

Call me basic but is it too much to ask for an Oriel and a good book?

Hottest take of 2025

Thanks!! My stress dreams all tend to have similar themes, lately...

Just ate a small handful of skittles and a glass of whiskey #girldinner

Hole side up!

I, too, plug them in correctly every time, and that's because I know the correct orientation ;)

The 6" stilettos increase your agility, just like real life... wait, no, the other thing

1. The first sentence caught me off guard and got a little chuckle out of me.

2. Absolutely agreed! And I hate when games offer no real range of choice. I've found the new Skate to be pretty good in that regard, but that seems to be a rarity :(

My specialty is taking 12 messages to express what approximately 3 words could have gotten across 🙂‍↕️

My privacy settings apparently meant I couldn't have the wrapped thing, but I know deep down that I am in this picture

When exactly am I supposed to do engineering 😭

I didn't realize you were a painter! This is fantastic, I can't wait to see the finished product!!!

My plan is to golf the fuck out of it in C or C++ and then probably forget to do the entire rest of the month, as usual