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Hopper
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· May 21
In seventh grade, I jumped head first into a ceiling fan and my mom made me go see 2 Fast 2 Furious with a concussion and blood stained bleach blonde hair.
In 2026 we coming up from Yacht Rock to Grocery Store Rock BABYYYYYY. THE COME UP IS REAL. youtu.be/PgRafRp-P-o?...
Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
In 2026 we coming up from Yacht Rock to Grocery Store Rock BABYYYYYY. THE COME UP IS REAL. youtu.be/PgRafRp-P-o?...
🎶 So can you come pick up your clothes?
I have them folded
Meet me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded 🎶
I have them folded
Meet me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🎶 So can you come pick up your clothes?
I have them folded
Meet me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded 🎶
I have them folded
Meet me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded 🎶
I may be a bad Mormon but I'll always be a good time.
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I may be a bad Mormon but I'll always be a good time.
The lyrics on this new Taylor Swift album go places.
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The lyrics on this new Taylor Swift album go places.
Horny 2012 babyyyy
Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Horny 2012 babyyyy
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In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.
July 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.
Yall fuckers remember the band Snow Patrol?
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yall fuckers remember the band Snow Patrol?
This song is why Fascism rose in America.
July 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This song is why Fascism rose in America.
Nico and Miriam get launched into a black hole. Dumont gets dropped into the deepest part of the ocean Megatron-style and we get bought by someone cool like Chester Cheetah.
The hope from me is that Nico gets blasted into the sun, dumont puts out a statement saying he should’ve fired him a long time ago (somewhere in here a rebrand), and I can feel happy buying my son a Cooper Flagg jersey.
June 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nico and Miriam get launched into a black hole. Dumont gets dropped into the deepest part of the ocean Megatron-style and we get bought by someone cool like Chester Cheetah.
WOW! Disgraced Police Officer Matt Cordell from Maniac Cop 2 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York Mayor! RT if you support New York's Finest!
June 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
WOW! Disgraced Police Officer Matt Cordell from Maniac Cop 2 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York Mayor! RT if you support New York's Finest!
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There are so many of these types of stories right now, but this one comes in our backyard in DFW and in my own community.
The story of Ward Sakeik's abduction and detention of is abhorrent.
Please take a moment to sign the petition for her release:
www.change.org/p/demand-jus...
The story of Ward Sakeik's abduction and detention of is abhorrent.
Please take a moment to sign the petition for her release:
www.change.org/p/demand-jus...
June 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There are so many of these types of stories right now, but this one comes in our backyard in DFW and in my own community.
The story of Ward Sakeik's abduction and detention of is abhorrent.
Please take a moment to sign the petition for her release:
www.change.org/p/demand-jus...
The story of Ward Sakeik's abduction and detention of is abhorrent.
Please take a moment to sign the petition for her release:
www.change.org/p/demand-jus...
There being Taco Casa product placement in a Luke Combs music video is a thing that exists
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There being Taco Casa product placement in a Luke Combs music video is a thing that exists
I do a sick impression of Madonna from the Ray of light video.
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I do a sick impression of Madonna from the Ray of light video.
Me explaining to my family why I spent all our money on Shinedown tickets:
Tell my mother, tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Tell my mother, tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
I would never see Shinedown
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me explaining to my family why I spent all our money on Shinedown tickets:
Tell my mother, tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Tell my mother, tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
It's ironic that an app called BlueSky is full of people who have clearly never taken a step outside the locker they've been stuffed in.
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's ironic that an app called BlueSky is full of people who have clearly never taken a step outside the locker they've been stuffed in.
I think once this website dies in like 3 months, I'm just dropping off social media completely.
May 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think once this website dies in like 3 months, I'm just dropping off social media completely.
Still not over Luka being unceremoniously booted out of Dallas.
May 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Still not over Luka being unceremoniously booted out of Dallas.
Watching Frasier and Niles is a freaking hoot, bro 🤣
May 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Watching Frasier and Niles is a freaking hoot, bro 🤣
I'll be up in this club requesting Shackles by Mary Mary.
Christian night club Praise Break is the ‘kickback’ young worshippers are looking for.
The evening began with a prayer. Then, swiftly, as if a volume dial were thumbed to the right, the hushed room burst into noise and movement. Stragglers at the door trickled inside.
The evening began with a prayer. Then, swiftly, as if a volume dial were thumbed to the right, the hushed room burst into noise and movement. Stragglers at the door trickled inside.
Christian night club Praise Break is the ‘kickback’ young worshippers are looking for
Christian night club Praise Break a ‘kickback’ for young worshippers
www.dallasnews.com
May 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'll be up in this club requesting Shackles by Mary Mary.
In seventh grade, I jumped head first into a ceiling fan and my mom made me go see 2 Fast 2 Furious with a concussion and blood stained bleach blonde hair.
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In seventh grade, I jumped head first into a ceiling fan and my mom made me go see 2 Fast 2 Furious with a concussion and blood stained bleach blonde hair.
"IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL 😤" - Dirty Grandpa
April 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL 😤" - Dirty Grandpa