Clarissa Explains It All
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Toxicologist. Kid mom. Cat mom. Progressive. Weather nerd. Lake Superior Agate Hound.
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really weird how everything Kamala warned us would happen is happening
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
really weird how everything Kamala warned us would happen is happening
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.
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If someone asking a powerful person to show kindness to those without power offends your Christianity, your Christianity would offend Jesus.
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www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump Demands Bishop Apologize for Asking for Mercy for the Marginalized
Donald Trump demanded an apology from Washington National Cathedral Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde after she asked him to show mercy to the marginalized.
www.rollingstone.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If someone asking a powerful person to show kindness to those without power offends your Christianity, your Christianity would offend Jesus.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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January 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Same, girl. Same.
Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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January 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Same, girl. Same.
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Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
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Things that will give you a hangover before the age of 35: maybe alcohol
Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 35: alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, 4:30 meetings, fluorescent lighting, the news
Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 35: alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, 4:30 meetings, fluorescent lighting, the news
January 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Things that will give you a hangover before the age of 35: maybe alcohol
Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 35: alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, 4:30 meetings, fluorescent lighting, the news
Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 35: alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, 4:30 meetings, fluorescent lighting, the news
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Welcome to the American Oligarchy
"Musk ranks No. 1, Bezos No. 2 and Zuckerberg No. 3, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index."
"Musk ranks No. 1, Bezos No. 2 and Zuckerberg No. 3, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index."
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg to attend Trump's inauguration
The three will be seated together on the inauguration platform with other prominent guests.
www.nbcnews.com
January 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Welcome to the American Oligarchy
"Musk ranks No. 1, Bezos No. 2 and Zuckerberg No. 3, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index."
"Musk ranks No. 1, Bezos No. 2 and Zuckerberg No. 3, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index."
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Sometimes I feel like I am but a shepherd for little piles of things
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sometimes I feel like I am but a shepherd for little piles of things
That was the singular reason I stayed at the Bad Place as long as I did. SO excited to see more and more weather geeks coming over here. Hurray #mnwx!
Ok...one of my favorite things about The Bad Place was weather in real time.
So, let's see if #weather folk are here on BlueSky! First #snowstorm coming overnight!
#mnwx #Minnesota
So, let's see if #weather folk are here on BlueSky! First #snowstorm coming overnight!
#mnwx #Minnesota
December 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
That was the singular reason I stayed at the Bad Place as long as I did. SO excited to see more and more weather geeks coming over here. Hurray #mnwx!
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Electing Chuck Schumer as Senate Minroty Leader confirms one thing. That the Dems didn't learn a damn thing from this past election.
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Electing Chuck Schumer as Senate Minroty Leader confirms one thing. That the Dems didn't learn a damn thing from this past election.
I don't understand my #bluesky algorithm yet. My homepage is cats, foxes, scenic panoramas, mushroom photography, and just enough news to keep me informed without making me want to jump off a bridge. Maybe it understands exactly what I need in these trying times.
November 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I don't understand my #bluesky algorithm yet. My homepage is cats, foxes, scenic panoramas, mushroom photography, and just enough news to keep me informed without making me want to jump off a bridge. Maybe it understands exactly what I need in these trying times.
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Seems like if nominees for Attorney General and Director of National Intelligence can't withstand an FBI background check, that's a red flag
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Seems like if nominees for Attorney General and Director of National Intelligence can't withstand an FBI background check, that's a red flag
I have watched this video at least 7 times since yesterday, moved to tears by the passion and power in her. If only our US politicians had a fraction of this moxie.
New Zealand parliament's youngest member Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke performs a haka in protest of a controversial bill that would reinterpret an 184 year old treaty between the British and Indigenous Maori.
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I have watched this video at least 7 times since yesterday, moved to tears by the passion and power in her. If only our US politicians had a fraction of this moxie.