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Bytesized.Murphy
@bytesizedmurphy.bsky.social
Just a bytesized guy - pseudo funny instagram dude - ForeverDM - MTG Fanatic
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Its 4:20pm
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Moth Wizard!
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Irgendwann einfach ein erfolgreicher Autor sein und den 9-5 an den Haken hängen 🦧
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Zum Glück telefoniert @frauuntot.bsky.social gerade so lange, dass man in Ruhe Apfelrosen fertig machen kann 🌝
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Dumplings gemacht mit @bytesizedmurphy.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"

But also

Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Arbeit nach knapp zwei Wochen Urlaub ist schon anders deprimierend 🫩
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Erstmal morgens wie ein Dorsch per Hand Excel Dateien prüfen weil die API abgeraucht ist.
Liebs
October 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Erstmal direkt zum Start in den Tag der Müllbeutel im Hausflur gerissen.
Könnte platzen vor Freude
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Das Wetter ist mal so annehmbar, dass man abends wieder einen Spaziergang machen kann, ohne direkt vom Nordhessischen Monsun weggespült zu werden 🦧
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sessel. Gnadenlos unterschätzt
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Die neue Couch ist offiziell Nickerchen-Certified
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Möbel bei garstigem Regen geliefert bekommen.
Schon peak Wochenende
October 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
PSA:
Am Schreibtisch einnicken ist gar nicht so erholsam wie man meinen könnte
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
4. Tasse Kaffee, gute Bilanz um 11
a cartoon character with a top hat and a bow tie says i 'm fine
ALT: a cartoon character with a top hat and a bow tie says i 'm fine
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September 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM