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Jeff
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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daisy91.bsky.social
ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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daisy91.bsky.social
if anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I’ll take a trip to Fiji or a hug
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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daisy91.bsky.social
of course I got advent calendars for my cats, I’m not a monster
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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daisy91.bsky.social
My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
they should invent a holiday that gets you off
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
so do people still hula hoop and if so why
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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winemummy.bsky.social
Not my house not my whores.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
*lips on mic*

WHERE ARE ALL THE ATTENTION WHORES AT?
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
[whenever a tarot card reader flips a card i don’t like] go fish.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Christmas music
The Who - Christmas (Tommy: The Movie) [HD]
YouTube video by the dream is gone
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December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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winemummy.bsky.social
You Spin Me Round is my favourite song about a wheel of cheese.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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winemummy.bsky.social
‘Tis the season for dumb people.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
nobody:

me: all you need to take glinda the good witch down is a blow gun and decent aim
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
upsetting everyone by creating a new peanut butter called smooth crunch
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
In Canada tacos are made out of pancakes.
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
if you call my dog ugly bc you don’t like her breed just know i have a particular set of skills.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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augustreverie.bsky.social
Words that I can’t ever fucking spell correctly the first try for reasons that I don’t understand:
Calendar
Separate
Vacuum
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
It's ok, we all do tricks for cookies, I admit to my dog
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
An advent calendar of tacos.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
me: omg goth diamonds

santa: that’s charcoal
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread
Mariah Carey photoshopped onto the top of a pink and black Christmas tree.
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
Sorry I told you to shut the fuck up but it will happen again.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM