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I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.
The trophy for Cranky Kong, from 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl'.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Halo Fest Announce Trailer
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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What really gets me about all of this is how performative it all is. I guarantee you the majority of people do not even know who Charlie Kirk is. He was not a celebrity, he was not a politician, he was not even a newscaster. He was, for all intents and purposes, some guy on the internet.
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The dude that announced Splitgate 2 at SGF is a fucking loser
June 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 #ffxiv
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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They’re conjuring up this Holy Name meanwhile the movie is gonna needle drop All About That Bass when Fat Yoshi shows up or some shit
Super Mario Bros. Movie Sequel Will be Titled. "Super Mario World". ow.ly/tAtH50VScZI
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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he's on the list
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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10/10 would bash w/ a baseball bat
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Happy Easter, time to post he who has risen
April 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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AMERICAN BIG PIZZA!!!🍕🇺🇸
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Enter the Gungeon 2 | Teaser Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg15...
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
felt oddly biblical earlier when piss spontaneously erupted from my walls
March 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i just be putting stuff places
March 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Mega Man Legends sticker sheet exclusive this year at CEO! This will be part of a stamp rally so stay tuned for details 🌟 #ceo2025 #capcom
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The cat is confused
March 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i dont think i ever posted my best work here

#ffxiv
January 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM